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    ****** jokes

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    ****** Jokes page one


    What do ****** kids get for Christmas?
    Your bike.


    NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE :@

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    Old jokes are old

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    Couldent decide on one.

    Why do ******s call white people "honkies"?
    That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.
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    What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
    A quarter-pounder.

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    *edit*

    found a funnier 2nd joke
    Last edited by Austin; 05-18-2010 at 02:26 PM.




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    What do blacks have that whites don't.

    A penis over 2 inches

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    that isn't true.... >;o




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    Why do police dogs lick their ass?
    To get the taste of ****** out of their mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    Old jokes are old
    U NGGER ... its obvious u have heard most of em >,< been bullied much?

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    Didn't i post:

    "It's funny because its true."?
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Didnt you did?




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    Quote Originally Posted by 420Saboteur View Post
    Didnt you did?
    Dunno, either didn't post because of lag or someone deleted it for some reason.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    lol funny is funny
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    A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, ******, give me a drink." The ****** bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "******." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the spic says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The ****** says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The spic says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the ****** walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve ******s in here."
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    I found that exact page like 2 weeks ago, random.. My favorites are :

    Why do seagulls have wings ? To beat ******s to the dump

    How does a black woman fight crime ? She has an abortion

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    i have my own. not so good though

    whats the difference between a bucket of crap and a ******?

    the bucket

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