What are your top 3 best lifehacks?

What are your top 3 best lifehacks?

I really am curious.

Shitpost until you unlock functions and never post again. Best life hack ever.

this is a recent one that really saved me, it aliviated my neck pain so anyone that has neck pain should give this a go!

Well it got me gifted an anonymous tag. Still don't know who liked me enough to do that.

1. stop chasing women
2. the caps on your clear orange prescription drug bottles can be flipped upside down and it makes them easier to open
3. use a rubber band/s to help you open jars

1) if you freeze half a water bottle before you leave the house, you can use it to keep any drink cold for a long time.

2) if you put a dryer sheet into your underwear before you fart, you wont smell the room up with your gasses

3) alwayz carry a magnifing glass,
Youll always be able to start a survival fire

no really life hacks, but some must know advices:

1) reduce your relationships to the minimum: no "friends", and no girlfriend to cause you any trouble. Only your family (if you like your family). I'm much more happy when I'm alone.

2) constantly learn new things with, as a motivation, self-satisfaction. Count on yourself to be proud of yourself. by learning new things, you'll improve your self confidence, and people will see you as a really smart and accomplished person. Don't expect others to make you happy.

3) save your money. don't spend it to conform to fashion trends. only spend it if you really need something and there are no workarounds. (for example, if your phone is still working, but slowly, reset it instead of buying a new one, and if it's not enough, you can buy a new one, but not for a $1500 smartphone). Keep things if they are still working. With all your money saved, if you don't have any debts, you will feel free.