Yo let's write a story sentence by sentence lmaoooo

[k7k]

I'm bout to prove to the world that MPGH is full of fcking New York Times Bestseller authors.

So you read the title, let's make a story sentence by sentence, here's how it's gonna (hopefully) work:
Post a reply to this thread following the storyline of the reply before you. One sentence per reply!

I'll start...

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It was 3am, as I was working on my computer I looked over my laptop screen to see a fully loaded handgun laying down across the table from me.

[Bigjoefast]

I heard a sound outdoors, my dog started barking at someone