Silly game to play with other members

[Mokou-Sama]

So guys, I want to play a game with you; You probably saw something like this on Reddit or Facebook already, so I though we could have one here too.
The game goes like: I post a wish I have, and the next person to comment answers:

"Granted, but.." and then follows with a scenario where it renders the wish virtually useless.
E.g: I wish I had infinite money; Granted but you can only buy bubblegum with it. Something like that)

Lets see your imagination!


I wish I could revive dead people.

[FoxHunter]

Granted but only people you don't know and they can't move.

I wish I had a Mansion to live.

[[MPGH]Mayion]

Granted but all the walls are painted black with no furniture

I wish to go to Heaven after I die

[[MPGH]Hennessy]

Granted, but you now have one week to live and no one you love may join you.

I wish to have a teleportation superpower.

[Ryuk]

Granted but you accidentally teleport one of Daves cake's each time

I wish I had money to give.

[boy]

Granted but the money you give is taken from somebody's disability check

I wish I was taller

[Xenon~]

Granted but you also become fatter.

I wish for happiness and world peace.

[CIA10]

i would love to fly