post yall favorite quotes XD

[Rvn]

When you were on my penis... ummm

shit, i forgot.

Thats eminem

Mariah dis

[Matt]

"I wonder what it would feel like to fuck a baby." Random facebook poster.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

Jesus Saves....... Because he shops at walmart - Gabriel Iglesiias

[Demo-Smash]

"I'll put the pistol 2 my head, and say my prayer, I see vision of me dead lord are you there?"

2pac.

[serpentine]

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."
~Napoleon Bonaparte

"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals."
~Colman McCarthy

"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
~George McGovern

[Demo-Smash]

"I though I have friends... but at the end... a nigga dies lonely"

2pac

[Czar]

"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach."

[Demo-Smash]

"A closed casket at my funeral but no one is there"

2pac

[Coke]

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
Abraham Lincoln

[serpentine]

Stop posting things from rappers and shit.. It's gay.

[[S2]ilyle]

Jesus Saves....... Because he shops at walmart - Gabriel Iglesiias

That mexicunt is HILARIOUS!

And how bout you stfu Eminems awsome...2pac uhhh I dont really like him but his remixs with em is pretty good O_o

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." ~simpsons

[Kevin Rudd]

"to be thus is nothing, but to be safely thus."

[Vital2]

"I have a nice bead of sweat going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. What if she thinks 'I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf' and she grabs me by the nuts." Step Brothers.

[Demo-Smash]

Stop posting things from rappers and shit.. It's gay.

"Only God Can Judge Me"

2pac.