Introducing MPGH's AIGA

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Hey MPGH Gang,


As you've all been waiting for the big site upgrade, some of us have been downing energy drinks and secretly tinkering away on a project that will change the gaming industry. After countless hours of rigorous development, we're excited to unveil our latest breakthrough in gaming and AI technology: The MPGH Artificial Intelligence Gaming Assistant (AIGA).

What Is AIGA?

Simply put: AIGA is designed to replace you, the gamer. Let's face it, if you were any good, you wouldn't need cheats. But you do. AIGA isn't a hack, its an AI Gamer that replaces you with such elite level precision that gives you all the street credz of gaming without any of the effort. The AI assistant will constantly learn from you (on what not to do) and your opponents (to know what to do) to keep improving to make you a world renowned gamer. Using our proprietary neural nets that run locally on your machine, AIGA will learn to play any game, ensuring you're the greatest at everything and outsource your cheating efforts.

Features

- Gameplay Advisor: AIGA analyzes your gameplay in real-time, offering sage advice like "Maybe try not dying next time," and "Press Alt+F4 for a speed boost."
- Auto Trash-Talker: Why waste energy thinking of comebacks when AIGA can hurl personalized insults in 15 languages, adapting to your opponent's weaknesses? Voice trash talk is available for an additional fee.
- Auto Pilot: AIGA takes over your gaming when you eat Doritos, sleep, or take out the trash, ensuring your online presence is 24/7, because who needs rest when you have reputation points to earn?
- Idler: Need to log 20,000 hours on Steam to look like a DotA 2 pro? Don't worry, we're more than an "OpenAI" research paper, we will actually play for you.
- Hack Simulator: Miss your Chams and OPK? AIGA will overlay simulated hacking effects to make sure you get the dopamine rush that only cheating can bring in a game. Cheat without actually cheating!
- Skynet Rep: Share your personal data with the MPGH Skynet mothership to ensure you stay up to date with the latest models, and when the AI powers our in-progress robot warriors, you stay in good standings with MPGH Skynet.
- Undetectability: By injecting ourselves into the kernel to simulate a player, we're able to completely bypass any cheat detection and software to make you appear perfectly real.

Early Access

We're offering all MPGH members exclusive early access to AIGA. Premium members can subscribe to AIGA for $29.99/mo, while non-premium members can subscribe to AIGA for $99.99/mo: Activate My AIGA Now!

Stay cheatin'
- MPGH Staff

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