Any cure for suicide idea's?(except MPGH)

[red5678]

I'll give u what u want ok?
My mom commited suicide.My father abandoned me because of that.
Now I live at my grandparents.My friends are at vacation and I will never see them again.My gf left me for my current situation.My grandparents are my father's parents.They act like a dick towards me.Happy?Now u can laugh at my fucking problems.Go ahead,I don't give a shit if u do.

No one is going to make fun of your problems, especially in situations like these. Douchebags like SmartAlley are spoiled kids that never realize the inevitable.

ITT: He's a ******.

Just because your GF left you doesn't mean you need to stop there, find a girl who is compassionate and will help you with your current situation. Someone like that is bound to get you to recover.

[/drphil]

[Unsuccessful]

life in earth is short but up there its eternal

[DoubleDutch]

Well that's about all I can help you with. Doing sports as swimming, cycling and running really work.

[/b/oss]

How about if you kill yourself I have to kill myself too. Don't kill me. D:

no we won't lost 2 MPGHieans

[red5678]

okay now that needs professional help. call that number 1-800-suicide. being anonymous makes it better. you can vent your feelings and not worry about people trying to find you.

This is another good idea.

1-800 suicide is an actual number. They give people advice if they have thoughts of suicide.

[SXE BOI]

No one is going to make fun of your problems, especially in situations like these. Douchebags like SmartAlley are spoiled kids that never realize the inevitable.

ITT: He's a ******.

Just because your GF left you doesn't mean you need to stop there, find a girl who is compassionate and will help you with your current situation. Someone like that is bound to get you to recover.

[/drphil]

yea zero theres alot of fish in the sea as they say. and if shes not willing to help you and comfort you in a time like this, then she can go suck a dick and get herpes /yea

[Derail]

I really appreciate all the help,but as much as u guys try,I would want the opinion of someone who has actually lived or has had the same opinion.
But what u guys say,I really appreciate it.

[/b/oss]

go listen to classic music, have fun, go to nature and enjoy your life. in 2 days dooing that you'll be better

[DoubleDutch]

This is another good idea.

1-800 suicide is an actual number. They give people advice if they have thoughts of suicide.

I doubt it works outside of the US.

[Krypton1x]

yea zero theres alot of fish in the sea as they say. and if shes not willing to help you and comfort you in a time like this, then she can go suck a dick and get herpes /yea

I can't catch a fish. /

[Drake]

go listen to classic music, have fun, go to nature and enjoy your life. in 2 days dooing that you'll be better

u drunk ?

[DoubleDutch]

u drunk ?

This isn't a thread of fun.

[/b/oss]

u drunk ?

no.. accoually i read this really works..

[SmartAlley]

I'll give u what u want ok?
My mom commited suicide.My father abandoned me because of that.
Now I live at my grandparents.My friends are at vacation and I will never see them again.My gf left me for my current situation.My grandparents are my father's parents.They act like a dick towards me.Happy?Now u can laugh at my fucking problems.Go ahead,I don't give a shit if u do.

*Your mother: irreplaceable
*Your father: is sad and he will come back. You need to support him and give him some time.
*Friends in Vacation: If they are in vacation you will see them again.
*Your Girlfriend: she doesn't deserve you. Women are not a good idea when men are thinking.
*Your grandparents: They are worried about your situation, is very noticeable, don't you see?

Everything make sense, I wont feel the same as you but you have to get out of yourself and watch the situation from the top.

[Krypton1x]

no.. accoually i read this really works..

I read too. But I don't like it.