picture this if you will..

[ace76543]

10 to 2 am, x, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing...when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. holy fucking shit.

then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with isabella rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow-mo Matrix descent outta the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. he said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."

Me. The Chosen One?


They chose me..


And I didn't even graduate from fucking high school =/


Then he looked right through me ith somniferous almond eyes..don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down. This is so real, like the time Dave floated away.

they took me by the hand and invited me right in. Then they showed me something...i don't even know where to begin..

overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position..such a heavy burden now to be the one born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending, to write it down for all the world to see.



But I forgot my pen




typical

[Dokuda]

Do we fucking care =D?

[NeedHacksBad]

Whaat theee fuuck?

[johnkeel]

Go take your meds

[Gourav2122]

ahh.... that time of the month now isn't it ace..

[ace76543]

ahh.... that time of the month now isn't it ace..

....what? fucking moron, you don't even know what that means

[johnkeel]

....what? fucking moron, you don't even know what that means

Need him to explain it to you? :/

[ace76543]

Need him to explain it to you? :/

......................

if you're an idiot..you just shouldn't reply

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

sorry cannot be pictured :S

nor do i have a will O-o

[Gourav2122]

Need him to explain it to you? :/

no worries ace was just one of those people who was drooped on there head as a baby so he may seem some what of abnormal to you so you should ignore him if he starts bitching about pointless crap

[ace76543]

no worries ace was just one of those people who was drooped on there head as a baby so he may seem some what of abnormal to you so you should ignore him if he starts bitching about pointless crap

....what? you, gourav, are calling me an idiot? you, gourav, are calling me weird? i'm sorry you're a fucking retard, but i can't fix that. you shouldn't take your misplaced rage out on other people because:
1. you're too fucking stupid to make an intelligent argument
2. you have nothing against me, everything i say is true
3. you just make yourself look like an idiot

[Mexiforce]

no worries ace was just one of those people who was drooped on there head as a baby so he may seem some what of abnormal to you so you should ignore him if he starts bitching about pointless crap

Dropped on his head as a baby? Gourav, you seem to be forgetting that you have a shoesize IQ, and that Ace is a fucking genius. Stop trying to sound smart by picking a losing fight, it doesn't make you any more reputable.

[ace76543]

you're so fucking stupid. i have no words to describe how stupid you are

no worries ace was just one of those people who was drooped on there head as a baby so he may seem some what of abnormal to you so you should ignore him if he starts bitching about pointless crap

do you know what these mean? they imply that you're calling me an idiot and that i'm weird


fucking idiot. learn english before you use it



and you never repeated yourself, moron