SRSLY GUYS! EYE CANCER!
I was riding the bus home this afternoon. No problem, except this anoying
dushcanoe with an umbrella kept hitting me. So i moved seats and flirted with
this girl. I hear my name get called so i turn around then WHAM! I GET HIT IN
THE FUCKING EYE WITH A FUCKING UMBRELLA! Now i have a black eye and it
hurts to blink. But the girl was all giving me hugs and stuff. She has nice
boobs.... I think i got to go to teh doctor... Hurts pretty fucking bad.... ahh
shit if i go blind then here is my last message to you guys..
SUPER GLUE
oh well... ima take kenpo classes in a month or so.. me and my friend are gonna join.. kick some ass..