C++ Poem

[fvestrgenrl]

C++
I don't understand all the fuss
If you want a scoped pointer
Find a lady and anoint her
with watching your mem-o-ree!
Oh I want -- to -- go -- back -- to -- C.
With its malloc and its free
I just get so confused with delete and new
And what deletes who
And comparing an int to a boo-lee-an
I won't ever write a for loop
Thanks to Bjorne Stroutroup
And Alexander Stepanov
And I'll bet you've had enough
of this poem.

[Lakshay]

[UhWatchMe]

Uhm? Fail pl0x.

[Kallisti]

Gay.
Why wont you ever use a for loop? Theyre quite useful. Heres an example.
[php]for(int i; i > 0; i++)
cout << "Gay poem is gay";
[/php]

[`Bobs Bees]

Easier way..

Int main ()
{
int i;
i = This is a gay poem ;

cout << i << endl ;
cout << i << endl ;
cout << i << endl ;
cout << i << endl ;
cout << i << endl ;
// Keep copying and pasteing XD

cin.get() ;
Return 0;
}

[Kallisti]

Easier way..

Int main ()
{
int i;
i = This is a gay poem ;

cout << i << endl ;
cout << i << endl ;
cout << i << endl ;
cout << i << endl ;
cout << i << endl ;
// Keep copying and pasteing XD

cin.get() ;
Return 0;
}

Fail code is fail. Forgot to put using namespace std;
Youd have to declare i a string. Learn to code
Heres what your code would look like if it was correct
[php]
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string i;
i = "I really can't code at all!\n";
//Copy and paste like a noob

cout << i << '\n';
return 0;
} [/php]

Or better Yet if it is the Non-retard way
[php]
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string i;
i = "I really can't code at all!\n";
while(true)
cout << i << '\n';
return 0;
}
[/php]

[`Bobs Bees]

Fail code is fail. Forgot to put using namespace std;
Youd have to declare i a string. Learn to code
Heres what your code would look like if it was correct
[php]
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string i;
i = "I really can't code at all!\n";
//Copy and paste like a noob

cout << i << '\n';
return 0;
} [/php]

Or better Yet if it is the Non-retard way
[php]
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string i;
i = "I really can't code at all!\n";
while(true)
cout << i << '\n';
return 0;
}
[/php]

Why would you need to call <string>

[fvestrgenrl]

Dude it's a fucking poem not a cpp tutorial request LOL

[Kallisti]

Read sig

The chapter on Variable types is usually the first 2 or 3.


Youd need to call string because String is a header file. It declares what a string is. Without it youd get compile errors

[`Bobs Bees]

The chapter on Variable types is usually the first 2 or 3.

Gimme teh book link NAO.



Useing antirtfm aka the guy on youtube (Seal pointed me to him >.>)

[Kallisti]

Gimme teh book link NAO.



Useing antirtfm aka the guy on youtube (Seal pointed me to him >.>)

I use a REAL book (hard copy)

[`Bobs Bees]

I use a REAL book (hard copy)

Gimmeh teh link to purchase da book.

[Kallisti]

Gimmeh teh link to purchase da book.

go to bewk stoar

[`Bobs Bees]

go to bewk stoar

bewk stoar to far awayz
(2hour drive)

[Kallisti]

bewk stoar to far awayz
(2hour drive)

Amazon.com: Sams Teach Yourself C++ in One Hour a Day (6th Edition) (9780672329418): Jesse Liberty, Siddhartha Rao, Bradley L. Jones: Books
850 pages. Read up boi