A few arabic jokes[No offence]

**iRobot™** · 08-16-2010

A arabic person is so dumb that he puts 5 mega pixels under his doors looking through thing(forgot the name)

A arabic person is so poor that he goes to his honymoon on his own.

How does a arabic person send a text message?

A.He types the message on his phone then puts his phone in a envelope and sends it to his friend.

How does a arabic person tie his shoe?

He puts his right foot on a rock and ties his left 1.

A arabic person and his friend are in a ww2 ditch and then on the other side the chinese person yells james!!!! and then his friend gets shot in the head.

Now what is running through the arabics head is.

Fuck my friend got shot what if he calls my name.

**Dakota** · 08-16-2010

I don't get them .

**ChimiBang** · 08-16-2010

FAIL IS FAIL

**bowlcut** · 08-16-2010

These weren't funny at all.
And the grammar was horrible.

Like really, I could tell a better joke.

Also Brisset1, your goal list is in the shape of an arrow.

**iRobot™** · 08-16-2010

Originally Posted by Nitekillr

These weren't funny at all.
And the grammar was horrible.

Like really, I could tell a better joke.

Also Brisset1, your goal list is in the shape of an arrow.

i think thats the whole point of that?

**Dakota** · 08-16-2010

Originally Posted by Nitekillr

These weren't funny at all.
And the grammar was horrible.

Like really, I could tell a better joke.

Also Brisset1, your goal list is in the shape of an arrow.

That was the point of my goals ^^

**Trianglez** · 08-16-2010

Shitty jokes. Also, what your thinking of in your first shitty joke is "peephole".

**GetYourHeadDownMyPants** · 08-16-2010

not funny

there and arab, a black and a mexicunt in a car, who's driving?

the police officer dhuh!

**Disco //** · 08-16-2010

Not trying to be a dick, but those are horrible :/

Ed · 08-16-2010

fail is fail
i didnt even smile
Maybe if you wrote them in english and made them funny

**Haze** · 08-16-2010

not funny :\

**Stifmeister** · 08-16-2010

WHAHAHA SO FUNNY.

/SARCASM********************

I got one.
How do you bash a leb?
A. Break his phone.

What is a good place to hide from a leb?
A. Under the razor/shaver.