Signs you play MW2 too much

[ZeroTroubles]

These are some signs if you play MW2 too much...<


Post yours below!


• SIGNS YOU PLAY TO MUCH MW2

- You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused.

- Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

- You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro

- You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies

- You grab your boss's laptop and say "I've found a enemy intel!"

- You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!!? IT’S ALL OVER"

- You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMPED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" when power is out

- You see someone throwing an ball you yell: "SEEEMTEXXXX!!!!"

- You're running circles to get Marathon Pro

- You are standing near an flag and say: "B Secured!"

- You see someone packing up and say: "One Man Army noob"

- You throw an knife up into the air to get an insane throwing knife kill

- You're playing dodgeball and only one of your team is left, you say: "You're the last one, finish the mission"

- You see several planes heading your way, you say: "Enemy Harriers inbound!"

- If u listen to footsteps and thinking u got sitrep pro ;D

- You see a plane in the air and screams "enemy ac130 in the aaaaiiiir!"

- I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.

- Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.

- Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?

- My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.

- I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.

- Girl, you make my UAV go airborne.

- You enter an elevator in the airport and say to the others in it: "Remember, no Russian."

[House]

That deserves a facepalm... hahahhaha
/Sticked (temporaly)

[B4M]

Good one..

[matjuh123]

Omg, these are sooo old..

[Skyline.]

Omg, these are sooo old..

they might be fricken old, but not everyone sleeps on mpgh.

EDIT: epic list lolz.

[-ExileD-]

Lmfao, haven't seen this one before.
Good Job!

[Mister Krister]

-if u listen to footsteps and thinking u got sitrep pro ;D
-you see a plane in the air and screams "enemy ac130 in the aaaaiiiir!"

@kamielftw what u said stands all over internet, and theres alot of forums that have the same u said ^^

[Shucker]

=SINGS YOU PLAY MW2 TO MUCH=

- You see someone throwing an ball you yell: "SEEEMTEXXXX!!!!"

- You're running circles to get Marathon Pro

- You are standing near an flag and say: "B Secured!"

- You see someone packing up and say: "One Man Army noob"

- You throw an knife up into the air to get an insane throwing knife kill

- You're playing dodgeball and only one of your team is left, you say: "You're the last one, finish the mission"

- You see several planes heading your way, you say: "Enemy Harriers inbound!"

[ZeroTroubles]

EDIT: cant add, someone edited for me (:


Here is one that I made up:

You grab your boss's laptop and say "I've found a enemy intel!"

[Insane]

Nice leech you guys!

I'll add everyones to the main post..

[Archangel]

There are no dogs in mw2

here are some pickup lines:
- I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.
- Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.
- Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?
- My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.
- I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.
- Girl, you make my UAV go airborne.

[House]

There are no dogs in mw2

here are some pickup lines:
- I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.
- Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.
- Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?
- My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.
- I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.
- Girl, you make my UAV go airborne.

Hey there are some kids here too!!! :P

[Archangel]

Hey there are some kids here too!!! :P

The game is 18+

[B4M]

There are no dogs in mw2

here are some pickup lines:
- I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.
- Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.
- Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?
- My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.
- I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.
- Girl, you make my UAV go airborne.

OH MY GOD

The game is 18+

Besides you who meets the requirements /

Psst watch it ALL

[0rbit]

There are no dogs in mw2

Wrong...

- You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMPED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" when power is out

^ I've done this >_>


Just a few to add:
- You sneak up on people and poke them (or knife them?) and whisper "Ninja Pro, bitch." <- I sometimes do this too >_>
- You "lag out"
- You use plants, riot shields, or mattresses to make yourself invulnerable
- You despise games with dedicated servers and/or reliable anticheat systems (teehee :3)