Police Raid on thepiratebay.org ISP

[i eat trees]

Roar, yout a strong paper boy, cmon in,

*10 MINUTES LATER*


IT PUTS THE LOTION ON!

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

[Jackal]

*It doesn't put the lotion on its skin, and so it gets the hose again*

[i eat trees]

*throws a moth at jackal >.<*

[Jackal]

*is in pain*

[§Ø¿§Ø¿]

Jackal is enjoying himself a wee bit too much. Plz don't encourage him.

[Jackal]

Shut the hell up, Corey.

[§Ø¿§Ø¿]

Who teh fuk is corey?

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

u need to die YO.... jackal rip him apart XD

[Jackal]

*Jackal proceeds to rip him apart*

Oh, and dont act like that.

[§Ø¿§Ø¿]

WHO THE FUK IS COREY!!!!!!

[§Ø¿§Ø¿]

Eww.... ^

[i eat trees]

that... is a nice piece of ass....


BTW TRAP

[kvmn8]

"Whargoul"

I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul
I destroyed your life, I raped your wife
I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul
I've been many faces, been many names
Known love and hate until they were the same
I bring ruin, I am Whargoul, am I human?
They think that they know what I know
They think they know what's best
I think that's why they killed me, that's why I joined the SS
In revenge for Malmedy, they used a blowtorch on me
Nice try, Whargoul cannot die
You blow off my arm I laugh at the pain
And after the battle I feast on the slain
Seeking my creator, taking from the strong
Yes, you see I need your strength, so I can kill the wrong
Seeking my creator, taking from the weak
Yes, you see I need you, so I can snuff the meek
Savor the silence - Whargoul
Addicted to violence
They used a bulldozer, to run my ass over
Arms to the sky, 40,000 died, but I survived
I don't care what flag that I choose, I don't care if I win or lose
I don't care if you have to die, just fight without a side, never say die!
Stalingrad 42, became a living tomb
Yes, human souls
Profit for the prophet and the creatures who control
46 I got away, from the horrid thing that I did at Malmedy
And though I gained strength at the time
Still they call for vengeance for the hatred of my crime
Then I tried to drink myself to death
40 years went by, and drunken I was left
And drunk I was when they caught me
Gagged and bagged was right where they got me
Taped to a chair feeling sore
Knowing all the answers to the question I ignore
They burned off my face with a propane torch
Then they blew up my porch
Then I fought against the USA, trapped in a trench till the bulldozers came
Changed sides, and flew the bloody warthog
Highway of death and the day of the dog
And once again, I died alive, sent home in a box but somehow I survived
Maybe you've got my face, I'm the demon of war

[§Ø¿§Ø¿]

YES he does have a nice ass. I wish my ass was that nice...... >_<

[kvmn8]

"I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)"

When I first met you, I knew I loved you.
Now that one + one is two, I don't wanna
cum inside of you. Now I kiss your lips,
now I mount your hips. Now I read
your mind, your slimey hind--Sublime!
I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling.
I race unto the plague. I'll bring you
a big coat of butter--to slick your
dead dick way. I'm in love with a
dead dog...
Paw in fist we stalk through the
rutabaga garden. We've been to the clinic,
we know our love is clean. We walk to-
gether, but fill up seperately. We share
a cheese ball. We just do it all. The
butter so bitter, the shitter. Well it
gapes vacantly. The higher the litter,
the shitter, has justly righted three...
(The Death of Pookie)
You begin to bore me, with your breath
like rubber. You scream "Don't stop",
I hope you don't pop. I'm in love, with
a shove, meaty glove.