I Broke My Ass

After successfully clearing a tabletop at my local bike track , my bike totally flipped backwards and i smoked my ass soooo hard i almost cant sit down at the comp

ps: im sitting on 5 pillows and the left side of my ass is of the seat , not because im fat but it hurts more on that side

Wow. I had a skateboarding fall kinda like that a few days ago .Tried to ollie up onto a ledge, slipped backwards, split my elbow, landed straight on my tailbone, and got a hernia trying to get up. I know how u feel.

I did that and fell directly on the tip of my backbone thing, right on cement.