How to t alk to girls *help*

[WoopwoopaJiggaboo]

actually, girls respond to guys who act like dicks
they aren't fragile man
and besides, tears make great lube

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

actually, girls respond to guys who act like dicks
they aren't fragile man
and besides, tears make great lube

yea but there is this guy in my class who just sits at his desk pretending to masturbate when girls look at him, and everyone hates him /

[Zen]

wear things that are convo starters like "I fuck on the first date" or " I is good at mathz u + i = 69"

or the mature way, its partially luck usually, like if you have a lab per. w/ a girl ur crushin on try n pull strings to be in her group then startin kidding around with her...who cares if your a freak nikka we are all freaks, its actually more attractive then you think...just dress nicely, bathe properly, brush your teeth, and dont talk about videogames, etc infront of her...be casual but urself. and calm...hyper on guys is just wierd, cute on girls.

but once u got some way in the door (like lab partners etc) start sayin hey, and get the convos going, then add her on FB, talk to her there then ask for her number after a while and then just be urself and get her.

girls like confident, casual guys who dont act fake...to mucho or to wimpy will get you nothing. just confident in urself will be enough, girls want a strong guy not a "musclehead, dickhead, douche, pussy, etc"

Vice president
Biden

[CRVSTY]

Grab their tits, and proceed to choke then sodomize them.

[alkiller00]

wear things that are convo starters like "I fuck on the first date" or " I is good at mathz u + i = 69"

or the mature way, its partially luck usually, like if you have a lab per. w/ a girl ur crushin on try n pull strings to be in her group then startin kidding around with her...who cares if your a freak nikka we are all freaks, its actually more attractive then you think...just dress nicely, bathe properly, brush your teeth, and dont talk about videogames, etc infront of her...be casual but urself. and calm...hyper on guys is just wierd, cute on girls.

but once u got some way in the door (like lab partners etc) start sayin hey, and get the convos going, then add her on FB, talk to her there then ask for her number after a while and then just be urself and get her.

girls like confident, casual guys who dont act fake...to mucho or to wimpy will get you nothing. just confident in urself will be enough, girls want a strong guy not a "musclehead, dickhead, douche, pussy, etc"

Vice president
Biden

I agree Mr.(V)President thank you

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

Grab their tits, and proceed to choke then sodomize them.

that usually turns out for the best so go with that

[alkiller00]

Grab their tits, and proceed to choke then sodomize them.

Rapiest much o.0

[WoopwoopaJiggaboo]

Grab their tits, and proceed to choke then sodomize them.

this is actually a foolproof method
remember, she cant scream if she cant breathe

[Zithium]

actually, girls respond to guys who act like dicks
they aren't fragile man
and besides, tears make great lube

I disagree entirely.... Nice girls find nice guys, bitches find pricks amd then spend the rest of their lives complaining about it.

Trust me, you need to find the genuine girls with good intentions.

[why06]

think of them as men/someone else so you can talk to them properly?

Yeh imagine every hot girl you see has a dik and is a tranny. /yea

[CRVSTY]

Rapiest much o.0

It's not rape if they don't say it is

this is actually a foolproof method
remember, she cant scream if she cant breathe

Lol'd

[WoopwoopaJiggaboo]

rape is just another word for surprise sex mang

[Kallisti]

Be yourself.

It's better is she doesn't like you for something you are than to like you for something you are not.

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

Yeh imagine every hot girl you see has a dik and is a tranny. /yea

question: if she strait but has a dick is it gay? /discuss

[CRVSTY]

rape is just another word for surprise sex mang

Yeah, that's true. It's not rape if you yell surprise first.