Best Pick up Lines

[HiddenoO]

Are you sure you're not gay?

Pretty sure..
/yea

[WoopwoopaJiggaboo]

Pretty sure..
/yea

Your avatar is from gaia online, and you're saying you're straight?
That kinda contradicts what you said bro

[alkiller00]

Ah shes Cuban.
That explains her low standards

that really offended me and my country =/

[HiddenoO]

Your avatar is from gaia online, and you're saying you're straight?
That kinda contradicts what you said bro

I found that pic on google images, Lmao...I don't even know what gaia is, but since you do..You sure you're not gay?

[Zen]

"Can i put my crunchy noodle in your duck sauce?"

"can i put my oingo boingo in your velvet undergound?"

"95% of girls sing in the shower, the other 5% masturbate...do you know what the 95% of girls sing? (no) Oooo so you must be one of the 5% who masturbates"

" im great at math u + i = 69 "

*lick a finger and wipe her shirt/clothing* "hey baby lets get you outta those wet clothes"

"your clothes look great on you, but would look better on my floor"

"SUPRISE!!!!"

"hey baby do you have a map, because im lost in your eyes"

"nice tits"

"nice ass"

[HiddenoO]

"Can i put my crunchy noodle in your duck sauce?"

"can i put my oingo boingo in your velvet undergound?"

"95% of girls sing in the shower, the other 5% masturbate...do you know what the 95% of girls sing? (no) Oooo so you must be one of the 5% who masturbates"

" im great at math u + i = 69 "

*lick a finger and wipe her shirt/clothing* "hey baby lets get you outta those wet clothes"

"your clothes look great on you, but would look better on my floor"

"SUPRISE!!!!"

"hey baby do you have a map, because im lost in your eyes"

"nice tits"

"nice ass"

LMAO! I like the, "Im great at math, U + I = 69"!

[WoopwoopaJiggaboo]

that really offended me and my country =/

Fuck your poor ass country
Got good cigars though

I found that pic on google images, Lmao...I don't even know what gaia is, but since you do..You sure you're not gay?

I'm a professional troll sir
I phish noobs passwords than go on and post pictures of dicks for all the little 11 year olds to drool over

[Toshie]

I got the best one...
WoopwoopaJiggaboo is a CockSucker

[HiddenoO]

Fuck your poor ass country
Got good cigars though




I'm a professional troll sir
I phish noobs passwords than go on and post pictures of dicks for all the little 11 year olds to drool over

Welcome to the club, cause I do the same thing..Except I don't have to phish people though, I could just straight up hack their PC..

[WoopwoopaJiggaboo]

Welcome to the club, cause I do the same thing..

So you admit to being a liar?
We have no reason to believe you when you say you are straight, and by saying it you are just denying that you are in fact a homosexual


And I made the club fucker, I've been trollin the site since it started in '03

[whatup777]

This thread is so.....

[Toshie]

This thread is so.....

..fucked up and straight up spam

[HiddenoO]

So you admit to being a liar?
We have no reason to believe you when you say you are straight, and by saying it you are just denying that you are in fact a homosexual


And I made the club fucker, I've been trollin the site since it started in '03

I'm not a homo bro..I'm pretty positive that men body parts don't turn me on.. Lesbians are the best, No comment.

[WoopwoopaJiggaboo]

..fucked up and straight up spam

You mean pure amazing?
Trust me, the chloroform line works everytime if you actually have chloroform

[Toshie]

You mean pure amazing?
Trust me, the chloroform line works everytime if you actually have chloroform

No, I don't mean pure amazing. I mean worst thread in this forum.
And only you would use chloroform get a girl.