Yesterday it was my birthday, and my mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told her to come down to the basement so I could tell her in private. I started to tell her what I wanted, but before I could I saw a cockroach in the corner of my eye and tried to stomp at it but I missed it and the bugger scampered away into the cardboard boxes. I then proceeded to tell her that I wanted an Xbox 360 but she told me that she would surprise me.
Who can guess what I got? (SURPRISE PRIZE FOR THE PERSON WHO GUESSES!"