[Discuss] Funniest joke you know?

[Ed]

Your Mum

What are the first 3 words in any mexican cookbook?


Steal a Chicken

[Imperial Commando]

Ahalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalaallaalal alalaalalalaa *click* *click* *click* uhmmm.... *click*

yes.

[Hyak]

old joke

3 guys on a skyscrapers roof
1 is american 1 is asian and 1 is mexican
they all have to throw off 1 thing they have to much of in there country
the asian throws off some rice and said we have way to many of those in our country
the mexican throws off some tacos and said we have way to many of those in our country
the american throws off the mexican and said we have way to many of those in our country

i still find it funny

[Imperial Commando]

old joke

3 guys on a skyscrapers roof
1 is american 1 is asian and 1 is mexican
they all have to throw off 1 thing they have to much of in there country
the asian throws off some rice and said we have way to many of those in our country
the mexican throws off some tacos and said we have way to many of those in our country
the american throws off the mexican and said we have way to many of those in our country

i still find it funny

i heard one like that.

[InCapacitated]

This one try it pretty old tho.

There was a Brunette , a Red head and a blonde
They were chased by cops
They saw a farm and ran for cover
The brunette ran into the cows
The red head into the pigs
and the blonde in the potato sack
Then the cops came and first go to the cows
The brunette said MOOO...the cop left
The cop then go to the pigs
Then the red head said OINK OINK...the cop left
and finally the cop goes to the potato sack
The blonde said POTATO POTATO
The blonde was shot and killed.

[bowlcut]

Your mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

[L3G3ND_KILL3R]

I hate your mum jokes
theyre so annoying.

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

this is sorta had to be there, but at hockey games after penalties are over one guy yells out "all penalties are over teams are at equal strength" then crowd says "thats debatable". my joke was about black history month. "black history month is over, races are at equal strength".. "thats debatable"

[JacketJr]

Or you could be like
Theres a smart blonde a dumb blonde and santa
there walking down the road and they see a 100$ bill
which one picks it up?










None because theres no such thing as a smart blonde or santa and the dumb blonde doesn't know.

[bowlcut]

I hate your mum jokes
theyre so annoying.

Ehh, I still consider mine to be funny (just because about 99% of the population won't get it).
Hmm...

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.




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[JacketJr]

Lol really racist one....
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

none! they both hang from trees.

[Dead Bones Brook]

Q: Whats the best part of raping babies?


A: Kicking them to death in a forest aftewards.

[bowlcut]

Q: Whats the best part of raping babies?


A: Kicking them to death in a forest aftewards.

That's not a joke, that's just the truth.

[[MPGH]Austin]

Ehh, I still consider mine to be funny (just because about 99% of the population won't get it).
Hmm...

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.




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I FUCKING MISSED YOU<3

[Dead Bones Brook]

Truth can be funny.