Here's my IRC-esque interpretation of the NK matters:
<US> You Got Nukes?
<Iraq> Hell no.
<US> Yeah you do.
<Iraq> WTF? I SAID WE DIDN'T
<North Korea> HEY Everyone!! Check out our Nukes!!!
<US> *Ignores North Korea*
<US> We're gonna find your nukes, Iraq.
<Iraq> WE DONT HAVE ANY
<North Korea> Hey US!!! WE GOT NUKES!! LOOK!
<US> Are you Iraq?
<North Korea> No....
<US> Then Stay Out of This.
<US> Iraq, we're gonna find your nukes.
<North Korea> *Launches Nuke*
<US> *Ignores North Korea*
<US> *Pays attention to Iraq*