Freestyle <3

[NoLim1t]

hey guys i no it aint that good of a rap but... this is a legit freestyle so dont hate.

Im sittin here playing a role of a father\
smoking a bowl so dont bother\
talking to me\
cuz i wont be paying any attention wat so ever\
its cold endever\
ur moms mad cuz she wants to have the baby\
i think she'z crazy\
she wont get off her lazy ass and make some money\
think im mad now do ya honey?\
she says im always pissed off\
but im as fly as a moth\
i got the flow of asher Roth\
the freshness of chicken broth\
but i aint mad that much any more\
becuz i dumped that lazy whore\

[Margherita]

You sittin there thinkin you can rap /
But your mind playin with you, youll walk into a trap /
You say my mom wants a baby /
But neither her or you have gotten girls lately /
Asher Roth doesnt have shit /
He has as much as the size of your mothers tits /
My mom makes more money then you ever will /
She wakes up and expects 100 Mill /
Yeah your always pissed off /
Pissed at how yur mother didn't love you enough /

[NoLim1t]

wow man ur a fucking sick rapper

[Margherita]

wow man ur a fucking sick rapper

Not that good honestly
I just started a few days ago, it's all from English. Learning metaphors and such, pay attention in English

[NoLim1t]

u think u can rap\
but u cant do crap\
sittin there on yo mamas lap\
cuz u a little mamas boy\
u are her little toy\
after all she did expect a boy\

[Margherita]

u think u can rap\
but u cant do crap\
sittin there on yo mamas lap\
cuz u a little mamas boy\
u are her little toy\
after all she did expect a boy\

Your momma expected a girl /
But when she saw your face she wanted to hurl /
By now you know you lose /
You can keep goin but Ill just take a snooze /
I won this battle in the end /
Go on and talk to your imaginary girlfriend

[NoLim1t]

U say u want fame\
but i think ur lame\
wid ur punk ass rymes\
when u think u are dissin\
no one is lisnin\
but thats ok i guess\
go home and try on yo mamas dress.

[Margherita]

U say u want fame\
but i think ur lame\
wid ur punk ass rymes\
when u think u are dissin\
no one is lisnin\
but thats ok i guess\
go home and try on yo mamas dress.

I never wanted fame /
You know it's true, and you prolly felt the same /
I know Im dissin /
You try to get back, but your just missin /
I rap the way I think /
Real smart, like a asian motherfucking chink

[Judman]

omfg this is epic XD