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    itttssss storytime

    I am bored so i have decided to bore you with a story everyday to get my posts up! nah jk, you might find some of them interestin who knows :O

    story #1

    This story is about my uncle his name is corky. He is a respect fetish kinda guy he gets on my dick bout respect all the time. He is not violent at all, however he is a beast, benched 350 in as a junior in highschool (fucking insane ikr). and well he coaches baseball, and last summer at the end of his baseball season some fat 300 lb dude was talking shit to his face about stuff like he shouldnt be getting some of the praise hes getting and about his ex wife. after 5 mins of talking shit to corkys face the fat dude like pointed on his stomach (i hope you know what i mean by that like... hatever but anyway) corky just decked him in the face and knocked him out lol, the cops didnt even do anything because they agreed that the guy deserved to be punched.

    k, now you can tell a story
    inb4coolstorybro

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    I don't get it.



    TL;DR, BROOL STORY CO.

    Last edited by aeronyx; 03-25-2011 at 10:23 PM.

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    this one time in general, there was a thread about story's.. and i typed this.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Charizard. View Post
    I don't get it.



    TL;DR, BROOL STORY CO.

    ahaha
    that made me laugh

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    Simplify this thread for me.
    THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Simplify this thread for me.
    uncle is strong fat guy pisses uncle off uncle knocks fat guy out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post


    uncle is strong fat guy pisses uncle off uncle knocks fat guy out
    Thats one badass uncle.
    THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST


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    Quote Originally Posted by Machinima Trailer Vault View Post
    i dont understand
    Maybe if you read the whole post you would.


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    Okkk sooo the point in the story is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LetsAllKillPB View Post
    Okkk sooo the point in the story is...
    dont piss off a guy that can kick your ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post


    dont piss off a guy that can kick your ass?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post


    dont piss off a guy that can kick your ass?
    Lmfao!!!oh I see!