My Epic Chat On Omegle.

[Lawllypawp]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sup cunt
Stranger: Hey, what's going on nigga/
Stranger: ?
You: ju lookin fo a good tyyyyyymeeeee honeeeeeeey?
Stranger: OH HELL YEAH!!
You: wanna fuck my goat?
Stranger: Mhm... i'd so fuck that goat.
You: its got a very very tight vag
You: its only 1 year old
Stranger: Awesome, I get to be a pedo and a bestial freak...
Stranger: Lets get it on...
You: FUCK THAT GOAT
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!!! SQUEAL GOAT.... SQUEAL!!!!!!!
You: FUCK IT HARDER!!!!!!!!
You: HAAAAAAAAARDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
Stranger: FASTER!!!
Stranger: HARDER!! FASTER!! Cheese, tomato?
You: do not like tomatoooooes
Stranger: Neither do I...
You: always goes SPLAT on my shirt
Stranger: Always goes... well I don't know...
You: im all like
Stranger: Back to the goat...
You: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
You: and the tomatoes all like SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
Stranger: AND SO IS THIS GOAT!!!!!!!
You: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: Unh, fuck yeah... get it in there deep an-- oh shit. I killed it.
Stranger: My bad.
You: NIGGUH KILLED MY GOAT!!!!!!11
Stranger: Damn straight.
Stranger: I'm a goat fucker/killer.
You: bitch buy me another one!!!!!!!
Stranger: Fuck, alright. Lets venture on our quest to get another goat.
Stranger: where's the nearest village?
You: hmmm
You: goat village?
My internet disconnected....

[Markus]

perv .
dayum , why did you DC: ( wanted to see another goat

[ramiiX]

I would be lying if that didn't make me giggle xD

[Bandicoot]

hshahahahahahahah
Stranger: HARDER!! FASTER!! Cheese, tomato?

[Lawllypawp]

Our adventure to find another goat did not continue

[Bandicoot]

my epic one;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: LETS FUCK A GOAT
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[ramiiX]

This just in, omegle users grow sudden urge to fornicate with goats.

Stranger: hi girl, me (male) and my girlfriend are sitting here naked.. wanna cum with us via cam????
You: LETS FUCK A GOAT
Stranger: m or f?
You: FEMALE GOAT
You: wait.. MALE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[[MPGH]Thunder]

This thread made me laugh

[Bandicoot]

This just in, omegle users grow sudden urge to fornicate with goats.

Stranger: hi girl, me (male) and my girlfriend are sitting here naked.. wanna cum with us via cam????
You: LETS FUCK A GOAT
Stranger: m or f?
You: FEMALE GOAT
You: wait.. MALE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

holly shit thats me LOLOLLLOLL

[CheeseTea]

Goat fucking should be a meme.

[Lawllypawp]

My Epic Chat On Omegle Part 2
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[Ferris Bueller]

hehehhe epic is epic.

[Bandicoot]

Goat fucking should be a meme.

[Lawllypawp]

We sure do

[Hassan]

Mine:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers

claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi looking for a female)
horny and handsome male here
You: Hi, its souza from netherlands
Stranger: horny?
You: Pretty much
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: do you have yahoo or skype?
You: Yes, but I am in university atm so can't access skype
Stranger: yours asl??
You: asl ?
Stranger: 21m
Stranger: u?
You: 20 F
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you like big dicks?
You: Who doesn't ? ;D
You: You got one ?
You: ;P
Stranger: ya
You: Proof ?
Stranger: do you want?
You: Hell yeah !
Stranger: if you have yahoo or skype then i can show you
You: Just take a screen shot, upload and send it ?
You: I can't access skype
You: atm
Stranger: your email id?
You: souzanetherlands90x@hotmail.com
Stranger: do you have msn live?
You: Nope
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u ever had sex?
You: Yup
You: I have a horny boyfriend lol
You: He fucks me every weekend
You: you ?
Stranger: no
You: Awwww
Stranger: virgin here
You: I can make you lose your virginity
Stranger: come
You: Where do ya live ?
Stranger: i want to give
Stranger: india
You: Ewwwwwwwww
You: *cough*
You: OK.
Stranger: will you come?
You: Yes, address ?
Stranger: when will you come?
You: To watch cricket Final
You: I am a cricket fan
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: i am in kanpur
You: Lol wut ?
Stranger: what happen?
You: Nothing
You:
You: Your cell no ?
You: I will call u when I'll reach there
You: ;D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: mail me your pics
You: Your ID ?
Stranger: abha575@gmail.com
You: ok. I have a class in 5 minutes. I will be in contact with you.
You: See ya horny
Stranger: i have sent you pic of my cock
You: ok thanks <3
Stranger: ok
Stranger: mail me later
You: ok. fuck you
You: bye
You:
Stranger: you want to fuck me?
You: /FP
You: Yes lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you have cock?
You: no
You: how can I women have cock ?
You: Dumb bitch ?
Stranger: ok
You: later
Stranger: them i will fuck you
You: ok fucker
Stranger: ok
Stranger: which pose you like?
*I Disconnected*



Fucking desperate Indians.
P.S: Sending Liz's images *cough* j/ks j/ks... :P