When you finished jerking?
Why should I care?
Well my mom walked in right after i finished, but she didn't notice.
And then we did my taxes.
When you finished jerking?
Why should I care?
Never even been close to that sort of situation. She probably did but just ignored it. No point in her making a big deal of it.
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
Haha..nice. You live to fight another day.
Nigga, that happened to me before too.
I almost got caught a few times before too.
omg perverts xd
mine is that the ugliest girl on school said i was in love with her =.=
and everybody believed it :@
I love it when people keep their agreements /sarcasm ftw
Empire fapped and then spent quality time with his mother.
Moto (04-12-2011)
mine was when i was in the lunch line behind this fat mofo.. he farted loud and looked at me like i did it