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    Fox and Sock Challenge

    lol OK who thinks they can say this whole thing the fastest
    Post a video of your result lol

    Socks
    Box
    Knox

    Know in box.
    Fox in socks.

    Knox on fox
    in socks in box.

    Socks on Knox
    and Knox in box.

    Fox in socks
    on box on Knox.

    Chicks with bricks come.
    Chicks with blocks come.
    Chicks with Bricks and
    blocks and clocks come.

    Look, sir. Look, sir.
    Mr Knox, sir.
    Let's do tricks with
    bricks and blocks, sir.
    Let;s do tricks with
    chicks and clocks, sir.

    First, I'll make a
    quick trick brick stack.
    Then I'll make a
    quick trick block stack.

    You can make a
    quick trick chick stack.
    You can make a
    trick clock stack.

    And here's a
    new trick, Mr Knox....
    Socks on chicks
    and chicks on fox.
    Fox on clocks
    on bricks and blocks.
    bricks and blocks
    on Knox on blocks.

    Now we come to
    ticks and tocks, sir.
    Try to say this
    Mr Knox, sir....

    Clocks on fox tick.
    Clocks on Knox tock.
    Six sick bricks tick.
    Six sick chicks tock.


    Please, sir. I don't
    like this trick, sir.
    My tongue isn't
    quick or slick, sir.
    I get all those
    ticks and clocks, sir,
    mixed up with the
    chicks and tocks, sir.
    I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

    I'm so sorry,
    Mr. Knox sir.

    Here's and easy
    game to play.
    Here's an easy
    thing to say...

    New socks.
    Two socks.
    Whose socks?
    Sue's socks.

    Who sews whose socks?
    Sue sews Sue's socks.

    Who sees who sew
    whose new socks, sir?
    You see Sue sew
    Sue's new socks, sir.

    That's not easy,
    Mr. Fox, sir.

    Who comes?
    Crow comes.
    Slow Joe Crow comes.

    Who sews crow's clothes?
    Sue sews crow's clothes.
    Slow Joe Crow
    sews whose clothes?
    Sue;s clothes.

    Sue sews socks of
    fox in socks now.

    Slow Joe Crow sews
    Knox in box now.

    Sue sews rose
    on Slow Joe Crow's clothes.
    Fox sews hose
    on Slow Joe Crow's nose

    Hose goes.
    Rose frows.
    Nose hose goes some.
    Crow's rose grows some.

    Mr Fox!
    I hate this game, sir.
    This game makes
    my tongue quite lame, sir.

    Mr. Knox, sir,
    what a shame, sir.

    We'll find something
    new to do now.
    Here is lots of
    new blue goo now.
    New goo. Blue goo.
    Gooey. Goeey.
    Blue goo, New goo.
    Gluey. Gluey.

    Gooey goo
    for chewy chewing!
    That's what that
    Goo-Goose is doing
    Do you choose to
    chew goo, too, sir?
    If, sir, you, sir,
    choose to chew, sir,
    with the Goo-Goose,
    chew, sir. Do, sir.

    Mr. Fox, sir,
    I won't do it.
    I can't say it.
    I won't chew it.

    Very well, sir.
    Step this way.
    We'll find another
    game to play.

    Bim comes.
    Ben comes.
    Bim bringgs Ben broom.
    Ben brings Bim broom.

    Ben bends Bim's broom.
    Bim bends Ben's broom,
    Bim's bends,
    Ben's bends.
    Ben's bent broom breaks.
    Bim's bent broom breaks.

    Ben's band. Bim's band.
    Big bands. Pig bands.

    Bim and Ben lead
    bands with brooms.
    Ben's band bangs
    and Bim's band booms.

    Pig band! Boom band!
    Big band! Broom band!
    My poor mouth can't
    say that. No Sir.
    My pooor mouth is
    much too slow, sir.

    Well then...
    bring your mouth this way.
    I'll find it something
    it can say.

    Luke Luck likes lakes.
    Luke's duck likes lakes.
    Luke luck licks lakes.
    Luke's duck licks lakes.

    Duck takes licks
    in lakes Luke Luck likes.
    Luke Luck takes licks
    in lakes duck likes.

    I can't blah
    such blibber blubber!
    My tongue isn't
    made of runner.

    Mr. Knox. Now
    come now. Come now.
    You don't have to
    be so dumb now....

    Try to say this,
    Mr, Knox, please....
    Through three cheese trees
    three free fleas flew.
    While these fleas flew,
    freezy breeze blew.
    Freezy breeze made
    these three trees freeze.
    Freezy trees made
    these trees' cheese freeze
    That's what made these
    three free fleas sneeze.

    Stop it! Stop it!
    That;s enough, sir.
    I can't say
    such silly stuff, sir.

    Very well, then
    Mr. Knox, sir.
    Let's have a little talk
    about tweetle beetles....

    What do you know
    about tweetle beetles?
    well...

    When tweetle beetles fight,
    it's called
    a tweetle beetle battle.

    And when they
    battle in a puddle,
    it's a tweetle
    beetle puddle battle.

    AND when tweetle beetles
    battle with paddles in a puddle,
    they call it a tweetle
    beetle puddle paddle battle.
    AND...

    When beetles battle beetles
    in a puddle paddle battle
    and the beetle battle puddle
    is a puddle in a bottle...

    ...they call this
    a tweetle beetle
    bottle puddle
    paddle battle muddle.
    AND...

    When beetles
    fight these battles
    in a bottle
    with their paddles
    and the bottle's
    on a poodle
    and the poodle's
    eating noodles...

    ...they call this
    a muddle puddle
    tweetle poodle
    beetle noodle
    bottle paddle battle.
    AND...

    Now wait
    a minute
    Mr. Socks Fox!

    When a fox is
    in the bottle where
    the tweetle beetls battle
    with their paddles
    in a puddle on a
    noodle-eating poodle.
    THIS is what they call...

    ...a tweetle beetle
    noodle poodle bottles
    paddled muddled duddled
    fuddled wuddled
    fox in sockx, sir!

    Fox in socks,
    our game us done, sir.
    Thank you for
    a lot of fun, sir
    USMC
    Fox Company
    Sept. 11 - Dec. 7
    PLt 2096

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    wtf is all that
    LOOK UP IN THE SKY ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE.
    ITS AIRMAN BITCH AND IM BRINGING THE PAIN.



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    what the .

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    I just said it pretty fast .. I might have to post a video
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    Quote Originally Posted by ʙʟᴜᴇ View Post
    I just said it pretty fast .. I might have to post a video
    I really wanna see that @Blue
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    you're a ******.
    @Saboteur
    Are you stalking me
    ...
    your such a loser with your Indian lookin self
    roll over and die
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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamerkii View Post
    @Saboteur
    Are you stalking me
    ...
    your such a loser with your Indian lookin self
    roll over and die
    *Fix'd

    Your avatar. Who's in it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamerkii View Post
    @Saboteur
    Are you stalking me
    ...
    your such a loser with your Indian lookin self
    roll over and die
    STOP
    FUCKING
    TAGGING ME.

    go and die. seriously.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post


    STOP
    FUCKING
    TAGGING ME.

    go and die. seriously.
    Then why would you even comment on anything
    i post...your a fail just do me a favor and kill yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamerkii View Post
    Then why would you even comment on anything
    i post...your a fail just do me a favor and kill yourself

    @Saboteur
    JUST GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET YOU DUMB ******.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post


    JUST GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET YOU DUMB ******.
    I agree
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post
    @Sunday. so... ban on this one or your main?

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    TL; DR
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
    AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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    i just said it insainly fast
    im a champ :]
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Ehh i thought it was just 6 lines until i scrolled down...
    Fuck this

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