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  1. 04-24-2011 #1
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    What the fuck, penis.

    I can pop a boner in 1 second flat with porn, but when a chick's sitting in front of me naked, I'm flaccid as the crease of a bendy straw. Even when I get a stiffy, I can sit there for 30 minutes with her sucking away and I can barely feel a thing.

    Seriously guys, what the shit.
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    That's not good. =/
    Don't worry sweetheart, I've known you for years now and I'll always be there for you <3
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    ily DBB<3
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    You must be gay then & have been watching gay porn
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    That's a bit odd. Asians.
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    Damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    I can pop a boner in 1 second flat with porn, but when a chick's sitting in front of me naked, I'm flaccid as the crease of a bendy straw. Even when I get a stiffy, I can sit there for 30 minutes with her sucking away and I can barely feel a thing.

    Seriously guys, what the shit.
    Do not fear. This is why god invented Viagra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjla View Post
    You must be gay then & have been watching gay porn
    Thats It !!
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    This was disturbing
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    Make a man suck it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post

    Do not fear. This is why god invented Viagra.
    no. man invented viagra and other sex enhancing medicine. god did nothing. god is nothing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    I can pop a boner in 1 second flat with porn, but when a chick's sitting in front of me naked, I'm flaccid as the crease of a bendy straw. Even when I get a stiffy, I can sit there for 30 minutes with her sucking away and I can barely feel a thing.

    Seriously guys, what the shit.
    i use to be like that /no homo /no troll,

    just get in the mood brah and take it away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juan View Post
    no. man invented viagra and other sex enhancing medicine. god did nothing. god is nothing
    God invented boners he should probably be killed for that I mean look at what i've fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juan View Post
    no. man invented viagra and other sex enhancing medicine. god did nothing. god is nothing
    I agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post

    God invented boners he should probably be killed for that I mean look at what i've fucked.
    Look at what I fuck at the SAME time
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