1000 things minecraft has taught us.

Lets see if we can find 1000 things minecraft has taught us.
It can be anything, as retarded as it may be.
I'll start us off

1. If you place sand on top of a torch, it will stay upheld, defying gravity.
2. You can hold 64 cubic metres of dirt in your hand.
3. You can make a never ending water fall

Please continue

I wanna see this reach 1k

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4. Everything in Minecraft defies the laws of physics
5. Never place something on sand or gravel without anything supporting it underneath
6. You cant place anything on glass
7. Use to wooden half blocks to make a fireproof full block

8. Daytime lasts for minutes
9. Zombies are vampires, and burn in the sun.
10. Entities without opposable joints have the ability to fire a bow.

11.you can have infinite water by placing 2 water blocks with 1 block of space between them
12. falling in moving water will prevent damage
13.Minecraft is a legit way to skip school or work

14. you can make words with coloured wool
15. you can hold lava in a bucket
16. skeletons shoot arrows
17. wolves can be tamed by a bone
18. you can turn sand into glass
19. Day time goes for 10 minutes
20. night time goes for 7 minutes

21. Wolves attack the shit outta you if you punch them

22. You can eat raw pork without getting sick
23. Different stones can be made instantaneously
24. You can live without any water.
25. Just because your house is locked, doesn't mean shit will get in.
26. Making cake is hard when you're using natural resources

27. You need a hoe to successfully farm

28. EVERY LOOKS THE SAME.
29. It never rains, snow, hail, wind.
30. Creepers like to say sssSSSSSSS BOOM!
31. You can where a pumpkin on your head.
32. You can X-ray underground.
33. Sheeps give you wool.
34. You can dye a sheep.
35. Thunder can kill pigs.

36. People can make texture/Moding game mods that make the game more enjoyable

37. The Earths crust is full of minerals.

38. You can make a torch by sticking coal on a stick.
39. The wold is 128m or blocks tall. ( 64 blocks down, 64 blocks up)
40. Zombies are good for making pillows.
41. Breaking a 1 mt tick glass block with you bare hands is totally safe.
42. dont play with fire in a wooden house
43. You can cut down a tree with your bare hands
44. You can be right next to lava and not get burned
45. There are such things as brown and pink sheep
46. NEVER turn your lights out!
47. Don't go to bed with the door open (A zombie might kill you)
48. A torch can last forever.
49. There are monster spawners.
50. Ghasts play tennis with you (Shoot the fireball with an arrow.)

51. Cacti and reeds can only naturally grow to 3 meters high. No exceptions.
52. You can fire a bow fully automatically.

53. you can make a tnt cannon just with stone and red wire.

54. A door will stop water flow even when open
55. You can walk though paintings.

1000 things minecraft has taught us.

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