Code:A missionary will be with you shortly. Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you. Me: Hello. Troy: Hello Me: How are you today? Me: Sir? Me: WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU ANSWER Me: Oh, so you are a woman D: Troy: How can I help you Me: Well Me: I have this drum kit i play. Me: and i was wondering Me: is it against religion to have sex with it? Troy: yes Me: how so? Troy: because masturbation is a sin Me: but it's not masturbation Me: im sticking my penis into vents in the drum Troy: it is not right Me: but i like it ): Troy: that does not change that it is a sin Me: well Me: how can i change it from being a sin Troy: you can't Me: but why D: Troy: because it is eternal law Me: i can break laws and not get caught Troy: God knows everything Me: does he know... Me: when i last pooped? Troy: you have broken eternal law and will perish Agent [Troy] has disconnected.
im scurred help me guise.