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Hey, yo guys up for some MacD. I just stole a few bucks from mah mother, she's a bitch anyway, she'll do anything for me.
Let's go spend them all ! . "
Do i sound more like an American to you, now?
Or perhaps this will suit you even better:
"
I'm a emphasized intelligent creature. Every intellectual comment i comprehensive spread, is an intellectual marvel.
America is the land of Freedom, all other countries are horrific and delusional.
All i need is my TV, Internet, and my mother to take care of me."
Or maybe this is what you're looking for:
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SHUT UP YOUR STUPID CUNT. Your comments are stupid. I'm smart and you're not. You don't know what your talking about, you stupid cunt."
However you like it or not, I truly am American. I'm not this VirtualDUDE nor am i Virtual Void or whom ever you might accuse me of being.
Please stay on topic for once.