Why does this site run so god damn slow?

[Obey]

Lol this site is only running slow cuz of so much ppl looking for Combat Arms hacks =D

(Including me )

So why don't you stop acting like a fake V.I.P,
and actually buy it for Combat Arms hack undetected.?

[Dead Bones Brook]

yeah sometimes the site is really slow.....
but if u wait 10 mins it runs normal again

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Our server runs on a dual core, browsing the forum opens a thread to search 350K+ posts from a MySQL database. I don't care how much optimization you do, there is no way to make it run smoothly. We want to update to a new processor, but there is no easy way without loosing like 500 dollars, since our server host wont upgrade our server without moving boxes.

We might be able to move today.

[Iwin]

We shouldn't even have a cock sucker group, should just ban everyone in that group for the spam they do.

[dibola]

Our server runs on a dual core, browsing the forum opens a thread to search 350K+ posts from a MySQL database. I don't care how much optimization you do, there is no way to make it run smoothly. We want to update to a new processor, but there is no easy way without loosing like 500 dollars, since our server host wont upgrade our server without moving boxes.

We might be able to move today.

is it amd or intel? i would prefer intel they make better dual-cores

[GOD]

its because u r here

[Tryptamine.]

Seriously, this is supposed to be a haven of super nerd coders/hackers? I refuse to believe that any intellectually superior group of nerds would decide to frequent one of the absolute slowest message boards I have ever visited.

Sure, now and again things operate in a seemingly smooth fashion and I am greatly appreciative for that clever ruse, however I can't possibly be the only one stabbing himself repeatedly while waiting for pages to load.

Given all the advertising and products being sold, you would think there would be some quality hosting behind this shit. Personally, I don't see it. Then again, I'd be willing to bet that most of the advertising and sales revenue is forwarded straight to a Chinese lady-boy prostitute.

And so I raise my glass to the administration team:

Here's to you cheap mother fuckers and your god damn Habamon. Click here to go fuck yourselves.

P.S. The sticky on this forum is titled "Guide to Flamming." I'm not exactly sure what flamming is, perhaps it's the long lost synonym for flaming. Then again, I have spell check - so what the fuck do I know. You stupid bastards.

Because you got fucked by my dog.
GTFO.

[shazbork]

How clever, you must be some sort of literary genius.

EDIT: You stupid fuck.

EDIT2: Why don't you throw some more gay ass anime shit in your signature? ******.

[RJ]

shazbork! OMG HOW COULD YOU

Btw mabye its cuz so many ppl use MPGH for combat arms HAX lolz...

Fuck you, you poser bitch.

[killkill4]

Fuck you, you poser bitch.

Dude holy shit usless off topic post ******. I just met him that's why I said that you fuking useless poster.