Best game ever, join in! :)

Okay this a game i like to call keep the super-ultra rare hat

What u do is do anything possible to keep the hat without the person next to post getting it
The next person that posts does anything possible to get the hat back
It usually is really fun so join in!

Ill start: Chignon takes the hat and goes through a time warp to get away from everyone

sounds boring
and doesnt make any sense