WINDOWS 8 TEXAS ENGINEERING VERSION

**CyberGenius** · 08-23-2011

Dear Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 8
TEXAS ENGINEERING EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of
the state of Texas.
If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the
commands.
The TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It
reads: WINDERS 8, with a background picture of Willie Nelson
superimposed on the Alamo.

Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset..............try'er agin
Yes..................yep
No...................nope
Find.................hunt fer it
Go to...............over yonder
Back................back yonder
Help.................hep me out here
Stop..................kwitit
Start.................crank'er up
Settings............settins
Programs..........stuff at duz stuff
Documents.......stuff ah done did

Also note that theTEXAS ENGINEERING EDITION does not recognize capital
letters or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000:

Tiperiter.....................a word processing program
Colerin' Book.............a graphics program
Cyferin' mersheen.....calculator
Outhouse paper.........notepad
Inner-net....................Microsoft Explorer 5.0
Pitchers......................a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a
copy of the TEXAS ENGINEERING EDITION.
You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all ya'll! Billy Bob Gates

**[MPGH]Doc** · 08-23-2011

yunotinjail?

**CyberGenius** · 08-23-2011

Originally Posted by Doc

yunotinjail?

yusomina ?

**-Gh0st-bkup** · 08-23-2011

, its Sam.

**lookin4chams** · 08-23-2011

HAHAHA OMG WHAT A GREAT NERD LAUGH XDD..

yea but i actually thought that you had a stable copy of Windows 8... are there any stable copies yet?? or maybe even beta?