how do i get a girlfriend?

[ydocsmada]

For what reason would you ask this on MPGH?

Maybe he has nobody else to ask.

[Incarceron]

Well, you order fucking bondage porn games. That's why no girl wants you.

[ydocsmada]

Well, you order fucking bondage porn games. That's why no girl wants you.

Lol .

[Resaun]

Be yourself... Gettin a Gf isn't that hard... Plz don't use any cheesy pick up lines...

[ydocsmada]

Be yourself... Gettin a Gf isn't that hard... Plz don't use any cheesy pick up lines...

Some girls like cheesy pick up lines.

[Takari]

Try to be good looking , don't act stupid , talk with some girls and have some help from friends.

[Incarceron]

Try to be good looking , don't act stupid , talk with some girls and have some help from friends.

Lmao, try to be good looking. Hmm... today I'm gonna go out and be a fucking sexy beast.

[Mr. Lonely]

Step 1 : Don't be corny, or cheesy or sleezy.
Step 2 : The first impression is always important, so the approach has to be naturally perfect.
step 3: Be yourself, that way she can be HER self, and if you both like each others personality then , it can work out, if not it's not too late to ditch her.
Step 4: If you have an intention like just fucking her, then make sure you look good, the girl is a slut or a reject. Because no real girl would want you.
Step 5: Don't be desperate, its obvious if she doesn't want you.
Step 6: Try to look for someone like you, you don't want to date some mature and sound completely stupid by trying to be mature.
Step 7: Don't hate the player, hate the game. ( don't call her a slut if she doesn't want you, other girls will look down on you )
step 8: Smell good.
Step 9: Just because you buy her a movie ticket, doesn't mean she belongs to you.
step 10: Be positive & happy no matter what the outcome is, mistakes are good.
step 11: Be open minded and considerate towards her, a girl wants her freedom too.

ANYWAYS this list could go on forever, just wait till its your time to blossom.

[Resaun]

Here is the best place to pick up chics...
Most the guys on here haven't had a GF in years...
Yes I mean

[DomoGenesisAlt'sAlt]

Be a complete dick.

[InCapacitated]

Just observe the other boys at your surrounding Listen how they talk

[B0ttl3]

My advice in this regard is very simple, and it is guaranteed to work (at getting girl to notice you; whether or not they like what they see is a different matter).

Be friendly. Smile. Not a creepy-smile, but just a natural smile. Don't force it. If you really can't smile without it looking forced, just practice by saying "yes" and letting your cheeks lift up. This doesn't tell girls "hey, I'm interested in you," but it tells them that you're friendly, and it will make them want to talk to you more.

Talk. So many people poke, flirt, "hit-on" women without ever attempting to actually talk to them. Now, obviously, if you're simply looking to get laid, there are different ways to approach it, but since you're asking about girlfriends, I'll ignore that.

So, yes. Talking. Since you asked earlier in the thread, "and then what?", I feel that you might need a little more direction in this regard. Talking involves listening, and speaking. With women in particular, you should often be doing more of the first (if you can get someone talking about themselves, you will come off as an incredibly good conversationalist, even if you don't say very much about yourself).

Ask questions. Questions keep a conversation going, and will get the girl talking about herself. Now, that doesn't mean a conversation should go like this:

Guy: "Hey, what's up?"
Girl: "Oh, not much."
Guy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "Uh...not much?"
Guy: "Oh, okay: so what's your name?"

That'll come off as creepy, and desperate (or fumblingly cute, depending on the girl, but that's less likely). While questions keep a conversation going, they do not make for conversation in themselves. Completely random questions don't work, unless you've been talking for a while and something is just on your mind.

Guy: "Hey, what's up?"
Girl: "Oh, not much."
Guy: "Haha oh come on, /something's/ gotta be happenin'."
Girl: "No, really, I'm just bored, haha."
Guy: "Haha dang, am I really that boring?"

etc.

Don't force trying to be funny if nothing comes to mind. More importantly, when you ask a girl a question, listen to her answer. Don't blow it off. Look at her (don't stare, just pay attention), don't text while she's talking, let your body language tell her you're listening (nod your head when she's saying something, etc.).

Other than that, just be yourself. Getting a girl to notice you and to want to be with you isn't worth anything if you have to pretend. Talk. Laugh. Smile. Be yourself.

That being said, once you're starting to really talk to a girl, don't be afraid to ask her on a date (don't call it a date; just ask if she'd like to see a movie or something). Just because she says yes doesn't mean you're dating, and don't rush anything. Don't stop moving forward, but don't jump from first date to trying to kiss her, as she might still be in the "talking" stage.

Good luck.

[Smurfyv]

Talk and be funny

[[MPGH]Doc]

My advice in this regard is very simple, and it is guaranteed to work (at getting girl to notice you; whether or not they like what they see is a different matter).

Be friendly. Smile. Not a creepy-smile, but just a natural smile. Don't force it. If you really can't smile without it looking forced, just practice by saying "yes" and letting your cheeks lift up. This doesn't tell girls "hey, I'm interested in you," but it tells them that you're friendly, and it will make them want to talk to you more.

Talk. So many people poke, flirt, "hit-on" women without ever attempting to actually talk to them. Now, obviously, if you're simply looking to get laid, there are different ways to approach it, but since you're asking about girlfriends, I'll ignore that.

So, yes. Talking. Since you asked earlier in the thread, "and then what?", I feel that you might need a little more direction in this regard. Talking involves listening, and speaking. With women in particular, you should often be doing more of the first (if you can get someone talking about themselves, you will come off as an incredibly good conversationalist, even if you don't say very much about yourself).

Ask questions. Questions keep a conversation going, and will get the girl talking about herself. Now, that doesn't mean a conversation should go like this:

Guy: "Hey, what's up?"
Girl: "Oh, not much."
Guy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "Uh...not much?"
Guy: "Oh, okay: so what's your name?"

That'll come off as creepy, and desperate (or fumblingly cute, depending on the girl, but that's less likely). While questions keep a conversation going, they do not make for conversation in themselves. Completely random questions don't work, unless you've been talking for a while and something is just on your mind.

Guy: "Hey, what's up?"
Girl: "Oh, not much."
Guy: "Haha oh come on, /something's/ gotta be happenin'."
Girl: "No, really, I'm just bored, haha."
Guy: "Haha dang, am I really that boring?"

etc.

Don't force trying to be funny if nothing comes to mind. More importantly, when you ask a girl a question, listen to her answer. Don't blow it off. Look at her (don't stare, just pay attention), don't text while she's talking, let your body language tell her you're listening (nod your head when she's saying something, etc.).

Other than that, just be yourself. Getting a girl to notice you and to want to be with you isn't worth anything if you have to pretend. Talk. Laugh. Smile. Be yourself.

That being said, once you're starting to really talk to a girl, don't be afraid to ask her on a date (don't call it a date; just ask if she'd like to see a movie or something). Just because she says yes doesn't mean you're dating, and don't rush anything. Don't stop moving forward, but don't jump from first date to trying to kiss her, as she might still be in the "talking" stage.

Good luck.

Perhaps OP is looking for temporary girlfriend.

[Pie]

Just don't be shy and strike up conversations.