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  1. 09-24-2011 #16
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    Meh. I would rather get a sandwich made before she sucks my dick.

    Rather not have cum or anything else near it tbh. But that is just me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sals View Post
    Meh. I would rather get a sandwich made before she sucks my dick.

    Rather not have cum or anything else near it tbh. But that is just me
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    And yea I agree..
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    So doesn't seem realistic on the internet.
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    no pics; didn't read.
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    The mayo isn't mayo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J Miliam View Post
    The mayo isn't mayo.
    she lied

    She didn't get cum on it don't worry
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    Quote Originally Posted by ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ View Post


    she lied

    She didn't get cum on it don't worry
    Show tits pls
    Oh you Fancy huh?
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    why you all wanna post the tits? look at your own tits..

    hope this is not a TROLOLOL!




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    Pics or it didnt happen.


    Need help with CALL OF DUTY RELATED or anything just private message me and im willing to help ^____^ Have a nice day!
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpIsWanted View Post
    so i have a camp next month, and i am 12, now all boys in my class have a large dick with hari and i dont have that. who can help me please?
    i see in films people can grow hair and grow dicks.

    i know its weird question, but i need !
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    Or she could be retarded. I would never date a girl like that, she's too easy and eventually you will have found out that you wasted your time on her.
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    Nice story
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    Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
































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