Frequently Suggested Ideas / Frequently Asked Questions - aka "What Not To Post"

[Blitz]

Edited to include the fact that VIP services can't be purchased at this time.

[Harpoon.]

Add:
Q. When do I get to use a signature?
A. After 20 posts you'll become a Level 1 MPGH member. You'll be able to edit your very own signature when this happens.
Q. When can I post links?
A. After 20 posts you'll become a Level 1 MPGH member. You'll be able to post links when this happens.

[Jme]

most people have these in their brains. it's called common sense
There is 5 things listed there
I've never even seen someone ask about the 500 error partly because Dave has already made a thread about it

you must be fun at parties