Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts...
Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A: With scare spray...
Q: What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
A: Ouch...
Q: Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A: Because they don't have any body to go out with...
Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A: To improve his bite...
Q: What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A: A boo boo...