Not sure if trap.

[[MPGH]Toxin]

Girlfriend just texted me. And says

"Hey, Me, You, Caitlin, and Jason. Double Date. You two teach us how to play Modern Warfare 3."

I was like, what what. Girlfriend of mine of two years, absolutely hates Call of Duty, won't even kiss me when I wear my Black Ops shirt, all a sudden, wants to learn how to play? What is this?

Now, Caitlin, is her best friend, that I absolutely hate, that I think has a thing for me, ever since I got snake bites, she's paid way to much attention to me.

Jason is a guy, I've known since I was in 10th grade. Caitlin has a thing for him now, and my girlfriend knows him through her.

I wouldn't have to much of a problem with it.

But why! Does this seem so much like a trap?

[Atrox]

D: bet its just an excuse to get you out of your cave

[[MPGH]Toxin]

D: bet its just an excuse to get you out of your cave

But I like my cave.

[Atrox]

But I like my cave.

i too like my basement

[Wolf]

You have snake bites, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

Just go teach em how to play COD. Shit Im so mad with my family. They're all a bunch of fucktards.

[ARHQA$Y$YW4AYG4y]

A trap for what? She just wants to play god damn it!

[Gamerusher]

Better teach her... This might be ur only chance if you get her hooked on games she wont boot you off!

[Cole]

just do what i do
in the middle of the double date just pull out your penis
that always works for me

[Sjoerd]

Get a double blowjob.........................

[Alen]

It's called an intervention. Take care

[theronjmartin]

shes probably like really influenced by her friend and her friend probably likes CoD

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Terrible idea. Frustration of epic proportions will occur if you actually go through with this. Also a sign that you need to get off your ass and do something with your girlfriend sometime soon. She's on that desperation mode to hang out with you.

[[MPGH]Toxin]

Terrible idea. Frustration of epic proportions will occur if you actually go through with this. Also a sign that you need to get off your ass and do something with your girlfriend sometime soon. She's on that desperation mode to hang out with you.

I see what you mean. I'll hang out with her around 4 today. If I can muster enough energy.

[Polo]

She prolly misses you.. go hang out with herr D:

When was the last time yall were together o_o

Off topic, toxin, what was the 1 and only post you thanked? o_O