Fuck I hate Spiders

[[MPGH]Doc]

Fuck there was a spider just outside my bathroom. So fucking huge for a house spider. Probably almost the size of my hand, and I have huge fucking hands. It was either a Blue Mountain Funnel Web or a Huntsman. It looked too big for a huntsman and the legs are pretty short but I don't really know. I haven't been wearing my contacts and my glasses are broken so I can't properly identify it, and I'm too petrified to get close enough to look. If it's a funnel web it will kill me, if it's a huntsman it'll just make me sick.



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Do you hate spiders? If not then what creepy crawly do you hate?

Also tell me of your terrifying experiences.

[Nirvana]

Your base are belong to them.

[J Miliam]

Smash that bitch with a shoe.

[Azathᴏth]

I love spiders.

[[MPGH]Doc]

FUCK DAT SHIT

[Cole]

dude dont even worry about a spider that big youll see before it comes at you
where i live there are like 4 different types of deadly spiders that are small enough to fit in your sock or your shoe
ive been bitten so many times i think im starting to get immune
what i hate most about spiders is there annoyingly invasive not many other bugs besides spiders are rude enough to walk into your house and be like "dis shit is mine boy"
im pretty sure ive eaten some of these spiders in my sleep...

[Poison]

i hate spiders i use hair spray to kill them

[Hate]

@Doc

[DisturbedA7X]

dude dont even worry about a spider that big youll see before it comes at you
where i live there are like 4 different types of deadly spiders that are small enough to fit in your sock or your shoe
ive been bitten so many times i think im starting to get immune
what i hate most about spiders is there annoyingly invasive not many other bugs besides spiders are rude enough to walk into your house and be like "dis shit is mine boy"
im pretty sure ive eaten some of these spiders in my sleep...

I don't live in an area with any deadly spiders (except i think the wolf spider but its pretty rare) but i sleep in the basement. and since i have asthma, i sleep with my mouth open every time i sleep. ive probably ate some spiders or something also.

Edit: im just glad i dont live anywhere close where these things (camel spiders) ******

[Azathᴏth]

I eat deadly spiders. My body absorbs the poison and I can shoot it out of my eyes. Like a toad.

[Paladin]

@Doc Whip out your glock and pop a cap in his ass Brooklyn style.

[Azathᴏth]

@Doc Whip out your glock and pop a cap in his ass Brooklyn style.

1911 for overkill.

[Paladin]

1911 for overkill.

It seems big enough where a Javelin missile might be considered.

[Cole]

I don't live in an area with any deadly spiders (except i think the wolf spider but its pretty rare) but i sleep in the basement. and since i have asthma, i sleep with my mouth open every time i sleep. ive probably ate some spiders or something also.

Edit: im just glad i dont live anywhere close where these things (camel spiders) ******

the third picture doesnt even look like the spider
but then again i heard those spiders are scared crapless of people

[J Miliam]

Fuck that shit, I'm never going to australia in my life.