If MPGH was a person

[Versa]

An alien from planet troll

thats a good one

[Bernard]

it would be a combination of Dave + Arun + Liz wonder how that works out

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

Some guy who is just a complete ass hole and thinks he's God.

[Stoney Franklin]

a whiney feminine 12 year old boy who takes ballet(of course telling his friends its football or some shit) n cheats at every game they play

[jennajones]

Some Fat Middle Aged Man Nobody Would Know Because He Would be Home All Day
Eating Cheetos & Signing up For Random Forums Just to Rag on Younger Kids
About How He Can Kick Their Ass on MW3 While Yelling For His Mom to Restock on His Nutter Butters.

[Cole]

it would be Brandon Carl Vedas

[radnomguywfq3]

a whiney feminine 12 year old boy who takes ballet(of course telling his friends its football or some shit) n cheats at every game they play

I think MPGH would be a lot of people that want to kick your ass.

[The Philosopher]

A fat, hairy, old and ugly cheap bitch of undefineable genre, with no social life and connection to the real life whatsoever. Killed his closer family when he was 12. Had an imaginary friend for 7 years, but then she got run over by a bus full of people with mental retardation and physical disorders. MPGH's whereabouts have remained unknown since then. Evidence suggests he chopped his balls off and sticked them on the last page of his "Book of Memories".

No traces of MPGH's other vital parts of his body have been found. Rumour has it they have been stolen by a secret fan, most likely to continue his work and bring the next generation of no-lifeish hackers to the most important position of the American civilization, thus spread the arrogancy and ignorance in the lives of our most beloved.

[IamVanish]

The only Guy/Female mix that is better than Chuck Norris. With a troll level over 9000!