This is both funny, and stupid.
DAVE84311 had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet i had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for me to come nearer.
As I sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When I lost my the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what, Sam?'
'What Dave?' I gently asked, smiling as my heart began to fill with warmth.
" I am beginning to think you are bad luck"
Last edited by CyberGenius; 12-12-2011 at 07:34 AM.
This is both funny, and stupid.
Last edited by Ravallo; 12-12-2011 at 07:39 AM. Reason: Flaming
Jeez, Sam stole a poem.
'Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now. ....I think you bring me bad luck!"'
He also edited his orignal post. The original was what @Sir Ragealot just wrote.
Dumb rip of a poem.. :/
I stopped reading after I read Dave.