MAKE MY DAY PLEASE

[Drtro]

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts come back from camps.

I like how every comedian talks about jews, gays, and facebook.

[crex]

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts come back from camps.

ROFL. I have this Jewish friend. I always tell him to pick that penny up but this is a whole new level to make fun of him with.

[Stevenom]

I like how every comedian talks about jews, gays, and facebook.

That's the one I remembered straight away.
I got one about blacks and stuff.

[Ed]

Why did the woman cross the road?

[Drtro]

That's the one I remembered straight away.
I got one about blacks and stuff.

Canada jokes

[Janitor]

#1)
A handsome Boy to Girl:- can i take your picture??
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Girl (happily):- Awww... Of course! whY not.
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After taking the picture:

-Boy: "Thank you very much.. I just love to collect images of Natural
Disasters.!"
#2)
Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??

Tips :-

1> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am..!!

2> Drink Tea Or Coffee..!!

3> Go To School At 6 Am,

And Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!!

You Are 1st In Your Class..!
#3)
The Teacher: if you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar,How much money would you have in total ?
The student: One dollar !!
The teacher:You dont know your maths!
The student:You dont know my Dad !!
#4)
A picture : Wall Photos | Facebook
Since i posted the picture you can see other jokes ,keep clicking pictures !!

[Drtro]

Why did the woman cross the road?

To buy some crack from Biggie Smalls.

[Janitor]

@Cold did you like em ?

[crex]

@Cold did you like em ?

LOL. HILARIOUS!
She so ugry.

[Janitor]

LOL. HILARIOUS!
She so ugry.

Browse other pictures if you want
hope i made your day

[crex]

Browse other pictures if you want
hope i made your day

You did lol. Now My day is done.

[amandeep94]

Too late to join the party

A Doctor and Farmer loved same girl.

Farme started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked: WHY ??

Farme : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!







Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bob: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.



Teacher asks boy, why is your cat at school today ?
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Boy: I heard my dad tell my mom

"I'm Gonna eat that pussy when kid goes to school" )

[Gamesata]

An man visits an baker, and orders some bread, then the baker ask "how many ?",
says the man, i dont care im with the car tho.




u cant get it

[Chester Bennington]

Whatever happened to Make My Day anyway?

[Drtro]

Too late to join the party

A Doctor and Farmer loved same girl.

Farme started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked: WHY ??

Farme : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!







Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bob: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.



Teacher asks boy, why is your cat at school today ?
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Boy: I heard my dad tell my mom

"I'm Gonna eat that pussy when kid goes to school" )

His hands aren't even on his "boobs"

Funny how people try so hard to hate on him. We all love Justin Beiber.