Originally Posted by
Lehsyrus
Make an interesting recipe. Make some bacon, keep the grease in the pan, put a few small drops of red wine vinegar in with the grease, and cook scrambled eggs on the pan(be sure to add a tablespoon of half n half or creamer (or 2% milk) to the eggs before you scramble them, and a pinch of salt, it makes them fluffier). Now make Ramen noodles or egg noodles, a softer noodle is preferred. When the noodles are al dente, place them in the pan with the eggs and bacon grease, and let them finish cooking while stirring often. Get out a bag of peas, and grab a small handful, and throw them in the last minute of cooking. Mix it all together, and put in a bowl. Add a pinch of garlic powder, some fresh chopped onion but not too much as it will overpower the eggs, add the bacon but make sure to cut it into very fine strips or squares (depending if you have bacon or porkroll). Two dashes of salt and three dashes of pepper is also preferred. Let stand for two minutes before serving.
That's my snack whenever I toke, but shit's delicious sober as well.