Making your own alcohol because you're a cheap fuck.

[Ed]

Jager



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[Physcadelic]

I was thinking apple cordial, to make the flavour less shit but still consistent.

[Hitman]

Cheaper to take your fathers from the fridge and quicker ha.

[[MPGH]Hennessy]

Your a moonshiner!!

[GiGux]

My mom made apple juice, it was in the fridge like 4months and it transformed into alcohol!

[Fayded]

Why can't you just fucking pay a hobo.

If you have the money for all of this, just give money to some old guy to buy you some bootleggers.

[Azathᴏth]

Jager



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[Physcadelic]

Why can't you just fucking pay a hobo.

If you have the money for all of this, just give money to some old guy to buy you some bootleggers.

Because 5 dollars each between 3 people is a lot of money

Plus it's moar fun this way

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Anything over 80Proof is fucking illegal. Part of the reason why we're making hard cider

If we do it right, a litre bottle will be about 12 standard drinks.

Your country blows, 80 proof is like the cheapest liquor you get here.

[Fayded]

Because 5 dollars each between 3 people is a lot of money

Plus it's moar fun this way

But bootleggers taste good and get you dizzy

[Physcadelic]

Your country blows, 80 proof is like the cheapest liquor you get here.

80 proof is perfectly legal to buy here (as long as you're 18) but if you bootleg your own alcohol which falls into the 80 proof category it's very illegal.

[Rasta]

Just get some pure spirt and mix it with some clean water not from the tap, then add the cake tasking dye to it and it will taste like smth awsome

But be cairfull if its 90% then you need to add lots of water or you will burn insides

[Acidic]

sounds fun

[Physcadelic]

sounds fun

I'll make a tutorial after we do it so all the underageb& of mpgh can get cheap alcohol

[Obscene]

All you need is some apple juice... let it sit for a couple of months and let it ferment.