Probably being a vampire.
Don't hate.
Mine would be building a robot big enough to ride in, a "mobile suit", or like an exoskeleton strong enough to let me do shit like iron man.
Probably being a vampire.
Don't hate.
I'd rather be a werewolf, stronger and do more shit.
In bed with lotza bitches.
My girlfriend wants me to get fang implants.
Dunno why, but she likes it when I bite her neck hard.
TIL that your gf is dumb.
To fly or live in a world where everyone worships me
She has a stupid brain yes. She thinks swallowing can get her pregnant.
Why get together with such a horrid creature, just for the sexy times? Jesus, i'd rather suck myself.
Please just shoot yourself in the face with whatever you find.
Hoe, zip it up before i slap that shit.
To have the ability to pause time, and everything excluding me.
koshinator (03-20-2012)
Fucking a white girl.