Faking Sick. Any Help?

lol..... faking sick is cool....

i always say i have a headache or sore throat

you miss school because you have a headache?

what the fuck

lol, Your a nerd type, The love school and they want to learn as much as posible.
The fact is, when your school fails, you do not want to go. and fake a sickness.
Also, I cant focus on my work with a headache really..

I guess heating your ear with a hairblower would work... lemme think
crawl under a warm blanket for a long time, untill your sweating like..
and also, Lick your hands a bit, so they seem all sweaty...
and try screwing your eye's a bit up, so they get all redish.
Touch your eye with your finger always seems to help alot :P


Well, I barely get sick myself, and i'd rather go to school then stay home ( failing homelife. as usual. ) and then just don't go to school..
Go chill in the park for a half day or so..


Anyway, have fun lol




edit: I've read that sucking on a penny increases your temprature by 1 - 2 degrees. ( farenheit or celsius, Not sure.) but wash it first, everyone touched it....

Read this site :P
http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Sick-to-...me-from-School


awsome!

light your ear on fire that always works .

im no nerd lol.

but i actually care about my grades

and i go to an all boys school

ohhh sausage fest saturdays right iwin^^

WHAT NO GIRLS??????

I care about my grades for one reason my dad told me if i keep getting A&B for whole year im getting Dirtbike and BBGUNS AND THT HP touchscreen Computer

Go make out with lots of girls and get Mano.

Why the fuck would you wash the penny? Like you said, many people touched it. Germs = sickness

My way, is clearly the best.

Mano is not how it's spelled, so in a way, no, you failed.

Anyway, Hyper's right.
And plus don't you think sucking on a penny is a little unhealthy anyway? That's copper, clearly not good for you.

lol i faked sick to day to