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Came in her mouth. She slapped me and said I was a prick. I replied 'Nay, I am not a prick. I have a prick. You just sucked it.' Then she slapped me even harder and I said 'why then if you would suck with the same enthusiasm that you slap, this would've been over minutes ago.' Kind of awkward ever since after that- I have to see her everyday at school.
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
I haven't had sex for awhile now, like 5 going on to 6 years & I only ever had sex with one person but this is my "awkward" stories.
Kissing in the dark, when I end up making out with his chin or nose
The first time he put it in , he came . & his excuse was "I can't do this ".
69ing when I'm bottom and get a view of his ass crack
When he's going down on me and I have tissue residue in my vagj.
When I start crying because it hurts and he stops and comforts me
After having sex in the dark we turn on the light to find a period stain on his sheets
When he came in my mouth without telling me and someone walks in and starts talking to us
My fake orgies, YEAH . ITS PRETTY AWKWARD.
When he ties my hands up and goes down on me thinking I can't set them free when i really i easily can but i just pretend I can't.
When he blows into my vagj and pushes on my tummy so I queef.
When he was drunk and I was tipsy he put it in my asshole and immediately i went into fetus position with my hands cupping my ass. (That shit fucking hurts, it's like chucking a huge dump and ripping your asshole, but more like a huge dump is going up in your hole and ripping it.)
When we're having shower sex and he gets angry when i try to wank him with the soap (apparently it dries up and stings later)
When we're having hot bath sex and riding him in the water creates waves which splashes on his face and in his mouth (ew drity sex water)
When he cums and I take a piece of tissue and try to wipe the cum away, and tissue ends up getting stuck to his knob
Moaned my best friends name instead of his , (they had similar names).
Having sex and the bed breaks (Yes this did seriously happen)
He had a really bad fever but i still gave him a bj, which later on he then puked instead of cumming.
When my mind drifts to something else during sex
When he pounded me so hard i fell off the bed, crying.
& many many more. ...
But during these times when it happened nothing felt " really awkward" we'd normally just laugh it off and get more intimate and I didn't mind and neither did he, besides my fake orgies, that personally was awkward for me.
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Physcadelic (04-15-2012)
Last edited by Mr. Lonely; 04-14-2012 at 11:06 PM.
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minas are funny as a mofo /aha ahahaha
Mr. Lonely (04-14-2012)
Holy shit Mina that was funny.
For me it was probably the time I lost my virginity.. during the day, on a beach. Sex on a beach is supposed to be romantic and shit but it is anything but. So we were going at it, and I heard this loud noise behind me, I turn around and see a beach-patrol helicopter flying over us, and looking down on me. We were the only people on the beach (obviously) so we weren't exactly hard to spot. I really hope that guy didn't recognise me or anything
Bernard (04-16-2012),Diminished (04-16-2012),Donnuh (04-17-2012)