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My Girlfriend's Little Sister
by Satans Handicapped Helper
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."
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Haha... where'd that come from?
wtf? lol?
strange little story,
lolololol nice i like the moral too xD
Ahahahhahahhahahhahahahhaha. Keep your condoms in the car. xD
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The Grin is in.
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I AM the Influence.
It's still funny though.
lol it was originally posted in totse.com
(this site has topics on almost anything u can think of)
sory that that me laugh ..
*wipe tear*
soo... funny...
pfft gourav pfft >_>
-You have hentai sigs and avatar
-You always bump old threads
-You dont know what u are talking about
-You have haters * like gkanth elly ace and probably more*
-You are ugly
-You are wannabe nigga
-You thing u are the shit and u think u are better than another so u feel better
hmmm i dont know what to say if u reply to this ;/ shame on u =O shame on u gourav
-trye
-chanes
-true
-ppl just dont like me they dont hate me they just dont like me
-true
-true
-true
shame on me dude i am no selfestene to shame on i suck at life period..
and y the fuck do ou think i realy care about any one
one saying i believe in
"meet god
kill the god
meet your father
kill your father
so.. free of every thing ur bound by nothing"