EPIC FAIL

[GG2GG]

A spokesperson for the government today announced that the cause of death for 99.97% of the UK population was the failure to keep breathing.

From channel4 new's

[Devastation64]

What kind of idiot would say something like that? lol

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Wow... An idiot's saying or a failed lie

[monkey32]

Idiot much?

[GG2GG]

rest of the quote is the other 0.03% arnt registered on nhs mourge's

[Joshcarr2006]

rofl I would like to see the video.

[Zhellbound]

EL OH FUCKING EL

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el kgfx fuck el

[dk173]

lol who keeps them selfs from breathing well lets do what he might be trying to say. people do die from the act of not breathing in a way when u die in your sleep u stoped breathing and when u get cancer u die from not breathing all deaths in a way is from the act of not breathing so in a way he is right

[Hyak]

EL OH FUCKING EL

epic fail?

[DeathScourge]

so...... is a new medication about to make it's debut???


since they have a medication for just about every dam thing there is out there.

you sleep too much, we have a drug for that

you dont sleep much, well we got a medication for that.

you cant get it up, well we got a medication for that.

you cant get it to go down??? WTF is wrong with you........>:|
anyway we got a medication for that you punkass

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if you dont dung you die
if you dont piss you die

[farsight13]

hey dave is here and dat is no epic fail its jus faluire booooo is he tryin to be funny?

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Me? No its true im serious

[[D]evliin]

hahaha XD what an epic failure