Best fun ever!!

[m164life]

LOL

I searched: "How to blow up the white house?"

It was short lived. Anyone else care to try?

AHAHAHA
will they track me down and sell me to FBI now?

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Your location is: 74.72.97.119

wow... wat nubs

btw i copied gourav LOL
oh and will i like get in trouble?

sherric: Welcome to ChaCha!
sherric: what are you searching for
You: runescape stuff
You: i no gud at english
You: can u plzz teech mee?
You: i just come from india
You: were is runescape
You: i went to runescape.in
You: I WANT RUNESCAPE!
sherric: Chacha Warning Message!! Your IP has been logged. If you are on a school computer and you are reported for abuse by a ChaCha guide, your School IP will be banned from use of our service. Your school will be notified of your actions!!

[Jackal]

Status: Connected to guide: LaJoyce B
LaJoyce B: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello.
LaJoyce B: hi
LaJoyce B: how may i help you
You: Well
LaJoyce B:
You: i was referred to this service by a colleague of mine
LaJoyce B: ok what did you need me to help you find
You: he assured me that one is able to find even the most complex answers here
You: so
You: I have come with a perplexing predicament:
LaJoyce B: ????
You: I need an answer to Schrodinger's Theory
You: If a cat is locked in a box and has a 50% chance of either living or dying, and the opening of said box will disturb the outcome
You: does the said cat exist in both metaphysical states at once?
You: It is said to be so
You: yet
LaJoyce B: is there something i can help you locate ?
LaJoyce B: lol
LaJoyce B: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: one cannot help but wonder:
You: What if the opening of the box lid spawned a third outcome in itself?
LaJoyce B: I'm sorry unfortunately i won't be able to help you with this answer , i will transfer you to someone that can further assist you
You: would there not be three oucomes then, created by the only one condition
You: =(
LaJoyce B: please hold
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandieS
SandieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandieS: Hi, how are you?
You: i need an answer.
SandieS: could you please be more specific as to what you are searching for?
You: You are dead to me.
Status: Session ended.

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimmyB
KimmyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimmyB: Hello
You: hello
KimmyB: how are you today?
You: i am doing fine
KimmyB: How may i help you with your Search
KimmyB: thats good
You: well, i cant access arin.net from this computer because it is restricted
You: can you tell me where and what site this ip is registered to?
KimmyB: What do you mean Restricted? arin.net is a webpage?
KimmyB: maybe you might have to use a Different Web browser
KimmyB: instead of the one you are currently using
You: yea, my administrator blocked the site
KimmyB: to access the page
KimmyB: I could try to find you a Site where you can go to a specific site even though it has been blocked, i think
KimmyB: proxy site
You: my admin
You: isnt that dumb sir...
KimmyB: what type of website is it? why would it be blocked
KimmyB: Amerian Reistry for Internet Numbers
You: yea
You: it gives you information on
You: ip adresses
KimmyB: are you from IN
You: i just need to know what site the ip is registered to and where it is registered to
You: what is IN?
KimmyB: i looked up your IP address and that is what it came out to
KimmyB: nFrame, inc.
KimmyB: 701 congressional boulevard, suite 100
KimmyB: carmal In 46032 US
You: do you know what site it is registered to, there are other sites that find the ip's originating site
KimmyB: hm let me type in the ip again i accidently closed the box
You: thank you so very much
KimmyB: the server names that i see are
KimmyB: NS1.NFRAME.COM & NS2.NFRAME.COM
KimmyB: let me try to find if there are other sites
You: k thanks alot
KimmyB: hostname, IP-208-40-245-50.nframe.com
KimmyB: iso is nFrame, inc
KimmyB: is that were you work?
You: no, some bastard was harrasing me from that ip, ill teach him to fuck with me
KimmyB: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (no, some bastard was harrasing me from that ip, ill teach him to fuck with me)
KimmyB: really what did they do?
You: thanks alot man, you really helped today
KimmyB: do you know whom the person might be
You: nope, but i can sure screw with his computer now
You: thanks so much
KimmyB: ne thing else you need searching today?
KimmyB: =)
You: nah im fine, you kick ass
KimmyB: okay have a Great day, Please dont forget to RATE ME
KimmyB: =)
KimmyB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


i gave him the ip for chacha.... 208.40.245.50

[Jackal]

Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ConnieB: Hi there!
You: Hello ConnieB.
ConnieB: Hey
ConnieB: How may I help you tonight?
You: I need too know how to kill a man before he has a chance to scream.
You: Can you help me?
ConnieB: Well I'd love too but I dont think we'll find that online.
ConnieB: Do you?
You: You never know...
ConnieB: I doubt besides we dont find anything illegal for folks.
You: How Boring...
ConnieB: Now ifyou have something else we can search for, I'll be happy to help you
You: Oh well...
You: See you next week
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ConnieB: Hi there!
You: Hello ConnieB.
ConnieB: Hey
ConnieB: How may I help you tonight?
You: I need too know how to kill a man before he has a chance to scream.
You: Can you help me?
ConnieB: Well I'd love too but I dont think we'll find that online.
ConnieB: Do you?
You: You never know...
ConnieB: I doubt besides we dont find anything illegal for folks.
You: How Boring...
ConnieB: Now ifyou have something else we can search for, I'll be happy to help you
You: Oh well...
You: See you next week
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

if you jackasses dont get it, jackal was trying to know how to kill connie with out her screaming

[[MPGH]arunforce]

OMG!! INTERNETS STABS! *Dies*

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: jasonc
jasonc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey jason, i need you to do something quick for me
You: jason?
You: if you cant type fast please switch me to someother guy please
You: i need to get my answers fast
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenR
KarenR: Welcome to ChaCha!
KarenR: Hi, what information can I find for you today?
You: hey karen i need you to help me out quickly
You: and with accuracy
KarenR: I'll try my best.
KarenR: What do you need?
You: k you see those numbers i searched for?
KarenR: Yep.
You: i need to know, what site those numbers are registered to
You: those numbers together equal an IP adress
KarenR: Okay, give me just a second.
KarenR: I'm still searching incase that isn't right.
You: thanks, i've been to arin, its a bunch of crap, gives adresses etc, but i need the actual website that uses that IP adress
KarenR: Yeah, I'm looking and it has all the numbers except the last set.
KarenR: It may be a hacker site..
You: well, hacking sites usually dont have ip ranges in the 200's...
You: this ip seems to be for a more certified site
KarenR: It may be. Maybe that's why you can search it.
KarenR: Can't*
You: yea i think so, hacking websites tend to block all info about their stie
You: well hmm
You: there was a site
You: that i cant quite remember
You: told me all the registration info
You: try looking into sites that do a WHOIS type of search
KarenR: Google had a result but it said it blocked the number so I couldn't search it there either.
You: o darn, i've been getting
You: rather mean messages sent from this ip
You: and its really starting to bother me
You: so im just going to screw their site over
You: with a possible DDoS
You: or something
KarenR: Okay..well give me just a second...I found some new sites to put that number into.
KarenR: It must not be anything dangerous. I put in Domain Tools site and it's not being monitored here.
You: i think it was from chacha itself
You: some person was angry
KarenR: From Cha Cha?
You: a couple days ago because i was searching about
You: republicans
You: well republican support sites
You: and he was a democrat
You: he kinda got angry with me
You: can you make sure this ip isnt from chacha
KarenR: Well, Cha Cha can't send messages to you once the session is over.
You: try pinging this site with your command prompt
KarenR: We have no idea who you are or anything.
You: well im going to ping this site just a second mam
You: i just did ping it
You: this ip is certanly from chacha
You: i pinged chacha
KarenR: Well, I don't quite understand. You have been getting messages from Cha Cha??
You: and it came up with the same ip adress
You: well from that ip
You: and it comes out that
You: chach*****m is using
You: that same ip
You: i dont think i should use this site anymore
You: if workers are going to be
You: mean to me
You: D:
KarenR: I'm sorry you've had a bad experience with this...I'm not quite sure how to go about reporting a rude guide.
You: im guessing the person angry at me has quite the knowlege about computers
You: he was sending me emails
You: to my ip im guessing that he logged
You: through the main database
KarenR: I can look into this for you, report it from my end and cha cha will monitor this and find out the problem.
You: anyways no biggie, ill just start a new email
You: its fine mam
You: its prolly just some loser
You: thanks for helping me out though
You: aleast some one is good at their job
KarenR: No problem. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help to you.
KarenR: Well, thank you.
You: bye karen have a nice da
You: day*
KarenR: I'm sorry you had a bad experiecne but not all are that way.
KarenR: I hope you come back to use us again!
You: i noticed with your service
You: anyways carry on, bye
KarenR: Thank you. Have a good day dear!
KarenR: Sorry again! "-)
KarenR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

[Gourav2122]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CadyD
CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
CadyD: Hi
CadyD: Let me see what I can find
You: whats craking with you
CadyD: Not much, and you?
You: good good i need you to help me find some good ass hentai
CadyD: excuse me
You: ah... it burns when i pee
CadyD: Ok...
CadyD: hentai as an anime porn
You: thats it
You: i wana bet off quick my dick is so hard its hard as hell get me hentai quick i am waiting
CadyD: Ok, have fun masturbation
CadyD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended


stupid newb he gave he google search results for hentai
i coulda done that =_=


so agin go back and try agin



daisy is HOT

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide daisy
daisy: hi. there...
you: helow
daisy: how may i help u sir today
you: i was looking for some good hentai movies
daisy: ok i like that stuff to i like bible black do you want that its a movie
you: dam u spound so hot
you: coul u bend over in frot of ur computers web cam for me
you: plz.
daisy: excuse me
you: come on
you: ..... waiting for ever
you: ah.. shiat i splated on my nutts
daisy: ok
you i did that cuz you sound so hot
daisy: bye
daisy : your section has ended please rate me


ah... shait

[Jackal]

That's just wrong.

[Gourav2122]

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helow looking for some hentai help me

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fuck that gourav uses limewire and gets freakey with a him oil and his right hand .... with a roll of buble rap

[ace76543]

please ban him now

[Jackal]

Is it can be ban tiem now plees?

[Gourav2122]

y would u ban ppl ur some Vail creatures of the light

[Shampoo]

y would u ban ppl ur some Vail creatures of the light

That made about as much sense as.. nevermind, i can't think of anything witty. But still, that made no sense. That post had no meaning. Ban him for spam!

[Shampoo]

Status: Connecting ...

daisy is HOT

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide daisy
daisy: hi. there...
you: helow
daisy: how may i help u sir today
you: i was looking for some good hentai movies
daisy: ok i like that stuff to i like bible black do you want that its a movie
you: dam u spound so hot
you: coul u bend over in frot of ur computers web cam for me
you: plz.
daisy: excuse me
you: come on
you: ..... waiting for ever
you: ah.. shiat i splated on my nutts
daisy: ok
you i did that cuz you sound so hot
daisy: bye
daisy : your section has ended please rate me


ah... shait

I love how that was fake.. not only did you miss some of the : thingys and you put a space in front of the last one, but there is no last initial on daisy's name, and they always have a last initial. And to top it all off, you're typing skills are so bad you put "section" instead of session. And that's not counting in the fact that the guide doesn't say that the session is ended, it just says "Status: Session ended".. you are a failure, my suggestion would be for you to kill yourself.