Best fun ever!!

[MagikBullet]

I completely agree. I have given him the same advice before... Still waiting.

[Beer_Hunter]

www.chach*****m

Search for something stupid/gay/funny and click search result with guide, and have fun! ^-^

Post your outrageous requests chats!

Lol, funny, I've seen this months ago in FoM forums, and the same happened to many other things posted here

[SATANICAT]

this thing is fun fun ^^

[qwerty1029]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChandaS
ChandaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChandaS: Hi
You: hello
ChandaS: What's up?
You: i was just wondering if u have any decent websites that have info on killing yourself
ChandaS: like why you shouldn't?
ChandaS: do u wanna kill yourslef?
You: yes
ChandaS: yes u wanna kill yourslef?
You: yes
ChandaS: self*
ChandaS: why
You: i wanna be with hte rest of my family
ChandaS: Wanna be my friend?
ChandaS: they are all gone
ChandaS: are they in heaven?
You: hmmm i dont know the last person i tried to trust they killed my father
ChandaS: WHAT!
You: i want to be with them
ChandaS: but, if you kill yourself, u will go to hell
ChandaS: how old r u?
You: 89
ChandaS: 89
You: yes
You: omg
ChandaS: well, then God will let you go soon anyways
You: somone is at my house
You: hold on
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelP
MichaelP: Welcome to ChaCha!
MichaelP: Hello
You: hi
MichaelP: I will be your guide for this search session.
You: sweet
MichaelP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Well, i found chacha's ip, and i was wondering what i should do with it
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DebbieG
DebbieG: Welcome to ChaCha!
DebbieG: Hey There!
You: Hey hey debbie
DebbieG: How are you tonight?
You: frikken sweet, you?
DebbieG: Great, thanks! How can I help you?
You: Well, what you see in the search bar is chacha's IP adress, and i was wondering what are the multiple things i can do with it?
DebbieG: Sure! Just a moment while I show you some sites.
DebbieG: Are these results sufficient?
You: Well, i know this ip is owned by netframe.com and stuff, but i want to know what i can do with this IP, like telling me how to DDoS which seems popular now days
DebbieG: There is nothing you can do with this IP unless you own it.
You: well you can do stuff do the connection
You: just dont know how
You: D:
DebbieG: Nope!
DebbieG: Site is protected.
You: o darn, can you find some places that would teach me how to DDoS
DebbieG: No; but, I can will transfer you.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: PatrickM
PatrickM: Welcome to ChaCha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: KathleenB
KathleenB: Welcome to ChaCha!
KathleenB: Hello
KathleenB: I see you were transferred
KathleenB: How can I try to help you?
You: can you ssee what im typing
You: there we go
KathleenB: sure
You: well anyways, i got transfered like four times
KathleenB: is this aurl address
KathleenB: Ok
You: and they havent even said a word to me
KathleenB: Well
KathleenB: Hmm
KathleenB: maybe some system issues tonight
KathleenB: ? not sure
KathleenB: Sorry that happened
You: oh, cus i was kinda getting pissed, they be like HAI, then it;s like tranfering
You: anyways
KathleenB: oh
You: can you show me how to DDoS
You: i hear alot of people use it
KathleenB: ok
You: at my school and stuff, all the nerds talk about it
KathleenB: I will try to look
KathleenB: ok?
KathleenB: Try no to get mad ok?
You: lol im not mad at you
You: xD ur the only one that has talked to me
KathleenB: I found how to prevent this...
You: damn
KathleenB: Well we get alot of pranks
You: oh
KathleenB: guides are alittle tired is all
You: well, unless you find a way to hardware ban them
You: it is no use to IP ban them
KathleenB: I know
KathleenB: I just try to stay calm
You: Because a simple dynamic IP would just bypass that
You: well actually
You: i just need a program
You: that will like flood or ping an ip
You: :O
You: i live in washington
KathleenB: You seem sto know alot
KathleenB: about this
You: do you like search by IP regions
You: i quite dont know enough
You: is the problem
You: i have the theories j
You: just not any real experiance
KathleenB: Are theses along the right track
You: ii think so
KathleenB: Are you somehow against waht we are doing here?
KathleenB: At chacha
You: what?
KathleenB: Nevermind
You: sorry
KathleenB: I am still looking
You: im kinda like retarded
KathleenB: Well
You: i have ADHD, i havent had a pill refill for a week
KathleenB: oh
KathleenB: not godd huh
You: yea
KathleenB: good
KathleenB: sorry
You: i smacked my teacher
You: i got suspended
KathleenB: ugh
You: stupid teachers, always asking too many questions
KathleenB: well you probobly should not do that
You: WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK?
KathleenB: haha
You: ITS UP UR ****** ASS BITCH
KathleenB: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (ITS UP UR ****** ASS BITCH)
You: D:
KathleenB: hmm
You: i need less sugar
KathleenB: that is why you were transferred I think
You: i didnt get to talk to anyone though
You: they would say hi
KathleenB: oh
You: then transfer
KathleenB: it was awerird search I guees
KathleenB: all the numbers
You: i think you should put me in the like counter attack group on chacha
You: like to bother pranksters
KathleenB: haha
KathleenB: good idea
KathleenB: Do you need more info?
You: i would like ravage there ass like a thousand fires of hell
You: nah im fine
KathleenB: haha
You: ur great
You: thanks alot
KathleenB: well hope all goes well
You: thanks
You: i need my meds
KathleenB: get some meds
KathleenB: ok
You: yea
You: ill try my best
KathleenB: later dudue
You: bai
KathleenB: bye
KathleenB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[m164life]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChandaS
ChandaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChandaS: Hi
You: hello
ChandaS: What's up?
You: i was just wondering if u have any decent websites that have info on killing yourself
ChandaS: like why you shouldn't?
ChandaS: do u wanna kill yourslef?
You: yes
ChandaS: yes u wanna kill yourslef?
You: yes
ChandaS: self*
ChandaS: why
You: i wanna be with hte rest of my family
ChandaS: Wanna be my friend?
ChandaS: they are all gone
ChandaS: are they in heaven?
You: hmmm i dont know the last person i tried to trust they killed my father
ChandaS: WHAT!
You: i want to be with them
ChandaS: but, if you kill yourself, u will go to hell
ChandaS: how old r u?
You: 89
ChandaS: 89
You: yes
You: omg
ChandaS: well, then God will let you go soon anyways
You: somone is at my house
You: hold on
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended

ur 89??

WDF dont u old ppl think a comp is a nazi?

[m164life]

srry for double post but this is so fuxing worth it!

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HollyD
HollyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: uhh
HollyD: hi there
You: are you like a computer too?
HollyD: i am real
You: because see i just bought mine and it looks like a nazi
You: i had a head trauma in World War 2
HollyD: what does?
You: and everybody says i am retarded
You: well see
HollyD: what do you need yhelp with today?
You: i need some pranks a 93 year old man can pull
You: like throw dentures at somebody but thats old
HollyD: on other 93 year old men?
You: no
You: i am a 92 and a half year old man
You: and i need some pranks to pull on my grandson
HollyD: sure
You: because that little devil got me lots of times!
HollyD: you are very good typer for 93!
You: yes yes thank you
You: i bought the computer yesterday
You: before that i tried helping my grandchildren do reports on typewriters
You: but them youngsters want computers for all of the video games
You: if i had a computer when i was 13 i would have been the happiest kid in the world!
You: can you believe that i got my first nintendo 64 for my 47th birthday?
You: so, how is the search going?
HollyD: i would have liked the interenet in college!
You: well i cant remember what college is like now
You: but i do remember when i got my first bicycle!
You: oh!
You: when i tried the first thingie and clicked on the samples!
You: awful words they said!
HollyD: sorry
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JerryC
JerryC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
JerryC: Hi, I'm Jerry. I will be assisting with your search session.
JerryC: Please assist me by giving me more information for what you are searching for. The more information you supply the better the results I can give you.
You: well i need some pranks i can pull on my grandchildren
You: them n00bs have been getting me a lot of times!
You: like replacing my dentures with vampire fangs!
You: i bit my tongue!
You: well,nice talking to you
You: bye

[Jackal]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kim(34520)
Kim(34520): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
Kim(34520): Hi
Kim(34520): what can I find for you?
You: I need to know the meaning of a word
Kim(34520): Ok
You: I frequent a site called 4-chan
Kim(34520): What word?
Kim(34520): Yeah
You: and there has been a massive increase of the use of the word "MudKip"
You: particularlly in the context of conversations between fellow 4Chan users and ChaCha staff
Kim(34520): Prank searches
Kim(34520): Isthat what your doing?
You: not at all
Kim(34520): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

One Actual True search, and they think it's a prank.
...I still don't know what the fuck a MudKip is....

[Spinder]

I searched for sex...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Emily(3227)
Emily(3227): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Emily
Emily(3227): Hi
Emily(3227): What can I find for you?
You: Sex
You: I am quite fond of sex, are you?
Emily(3227): Ineed.
Emily(3227): Sorry
Emily(3227): Typo
Emily(3227): Indeed.
Emily(3227):
You: oh its fine... happens to the best of us
You: How did you get into this job?
Emily(3227): I was invited
You: if it is a job
You: or rather a part time thing
Emily(3227): It is part time
You: ah cool, work from home?
Emily(3227): yes.
You: Ah, still plenty time for sex then you minx lol
Emily(3227): haha
You: Your not a nimpho are you lol?
Emily(3227): No.
Emily(3227): The search just came up and I accepted it.
You: Thank you... i will cook you a nice meal
You:
Emily(3227): Much appreciated.
Emily(3227): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: And maybe after sex you
You: would you sex me?
Emily(3227): ...
Emily(3227): Are these results sufficient?
You: i would sex you in the bum hole
You: i would sex you in the ear hole
You: i would sex you in the eye socket
You: i would sex you in the mouth
Emily(3227): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[Spinder]

...I still don't know what the fuck a MudKip is....

I dont know if this is the same meaning but a mudkip is a pokemon =/ lol!?

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

yea i think its a pokemon, its like blue with an orange spine thing like a dinosaur on its head

[Jackal]

So I HeArED YoU LiKEs MuDKiPz?!?!

4channers are dumber than i i thought...

"MudKip" isn't even a meme yet....

I guess anonymous just decided to follow anonymous's lead with the whole Mudkip-ChaCha thing...

[Jackal]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Daniel(14673)
You: Hello
Daniel(14673): Welcome to ChaCha!
Daniel(14673): Hi how are you?
You: I am fine
You: =
You: * =
You: wow...
You: right brackets don't work
You: -___-
You: anyway
Daniel(14673): What type of info would you like on ChaCha?
You: i was wondering if you could tell me how you came to be a chacha guide, and how i could go about becoming one as well...
Daniel(14673): Well I saw it on GMA and back then you had to e-mail them and they would e-mail you back now you have to have an invite from a Master Guide.
You: oh
You: so, is the guide position just a part-time job, or ull-time?
You: *full
You: sry
Daniel(14673): If you send me your name and e-mail I will e-mail you and we can talk about how you can get one.
Daniel(14673): It is what you want. Anytime you want to.
You: So you only get paid for the time you actually work
You: no monthly contract, etc?
Daniel(14673): Yes
Daniel(14673): No
Daniel(14673): I love it.
Daniel(14673): It really is great when you have kids.
You: i can imagine
You: work from home, right?
Daniel(14673): Yes
You: nice.
Daniel(14673): Any other questions?
You: yeah
Daniel(14673): Ok
You: i've always been bothered by one thing:
Daniel(14673): What?
You: What do our names say?
You: you know
Daniel(14673): Your name?
You: the chat shows you as Daniel(14673)
You: and me as "You:"
Daniel(14673): Ok
You: I mean
Daniel(14673): At my end it says info seeker.
You: what do people searching show up as?
You: oh
You: ok
You: Well
You: about the Email
You: Should i just give you my email address through here?
You: or what?
Daniel(14673): Yes you can
You: ok then.
You: My name is Jack Browning
You: and my email address is Jack@golfill*****m
Daniel(14673): Ok you will be hearing from me.
Daniel(14673): Have a Great Day.
You: ok then
You: you too
You: =)
Daniel(14673): Thanks
You: Could you answer just One more question?
Daniel(14673):Sure, what?
You: DOES YOU LIKES MUDKIPZ?!?!?!
Daniel(14673): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.