I need Starcraft 2 with multiplayer hacks.

I have been playing Starcraft 2 ( a regular copy I paid for at GameStop ) since it was in open beta, and never has a game pissed me off so much. After 2+ years and 2400+ games, I am a high Silver ranked Terran player, and lately I have been losing way too much.

So I need help.

I need a copy of the game with some hacks. Just enough to give me an advantage. Maybe I start the game with 1000 minerals, or my Marines and Marauders have 3/3 weapon / armor upgrades right from the beginning. Something like that. That would be enough for me to win enough to enjoy the game a lot more.

And if possible, I'd really like a feature that when I pause the game, the other player cannot unpause it. And I am no longer limited to only 3 pauses, I can pause as much as I want. Nothing pisses me off more than when I am typing and the other person unpauses it.

And yes, I know that winning with mods isn't REALLY winning, but I can't stand this anymore. Mabe after I play with hacks for a while I'll go back to a genuine version of the game.

Can any of this be done? Even just the mineral or 3/3 mod? That would be enough for me to win a lot more.

I only need these hacks for 1v1 multiplayer, if they work in other versions of the game that is ok but not needed.